I have a pink linen Chelsea Peers short coord, I mean, they’re literally a pyjamas company. 🫠

Ha ha! I’m camp and chatty - I’d have been a great hairdresser.

Definitely!

Oh God - I’ve just realised that I’m wearing loose cropped black linen trousers, a black t-shirt, and leopard print trainers - this is peak hairdresser stuff. 🫤

Connie in her happy place.

In that case.

We’ve planted lemon balm to make these

Whaaat? We were there the other day*

*25 years ago

Fucking HELL!

Are you allowed to do Little Mix covers? #malta #eurovision

Hello you, I’ve been super busy - how are you x

Blimey!! I’ll keep the beard then 😳

This! I am lucky enough to have have met Flups - she is such a Queen!

Well, you were too thin at Christmas, so there’s that.

JAMBOREE BAGS! 😳

Well. You’re clever, funny, creative. They should be shitting a brick that they don’t meet your expectations - you will be AMAZING, as you always are!

There’s a longer version? 😱

Less terrifying than Picture Box!

I am good, more importantly, how are YOU? Not all that long ago I stood behind Brian Cant in the Coop, I didn’t know it was him, heard his voice and my legs went.

I am often a Jamie, especially when I was little - that bloody song 🫠

Oh my god!! 😱

Occasionally there will be an article with fun M&S stuff for the lads, and then you go, and so much fleece. So much fleece.

Ha ha! Who doesn’t love a Fab?

I have only eaten it once (Katharine’s dad lived in Paris before he retired), I shit the bed as I think the restaurant’s food hygiene wasn’t all it could have been <proud face>

I really like magazines and stationery, they’re so up my street.

My lads are 17 & 18, taller than me, and after a diet of mad amounts of chicken, eggs, and yoghurt - built like brick shithouses. My time is over.

Hello you. Just busy, and thank you ☺️ x

Oh… I assumed it was Faye from Steps.

Ha ha! I could not love this any more!

A couple of years ago I fell off my bike, nobody laughed, they were concerned instead 🫠

In my late 40s I was in the top 1000 (old) half marathon runners in the country. Five years later I wheeze when I sit down and I am 10kg heavier - you’re welcome 🙏