I heard RFK jr is outside a Crumbl cookie in MA throwing people in Gulags

I know this reference

NY strip Steak discounted twice

Special steak for a special lady

There sending me to conversion therapy. (X user to bluesky user)

Annoyed being inclusive was taken over by woke cringe nerds.

Seeing a twit mutual on here is like running into a coworker outside of work

"The old bird"

Theres no way my stomach hurts from eating a king size twix bar ... right?

Think I'm allergic to the ingredient that makes cheese that orange color

Gonna watch a movie tonight

Gonna get really into pickling

Jump ! Jump! Jump Start 1st grade!

Lol shes actually a pleasure and the wait staff came over today to dance with her

Taking my child to restaurants where i hate the staff and customers

Force feeding myself oatmeal

Wow if ur tummy hurts peppermint tea will help

I've arrived

Sorry im looking at insects today :v

I saw that

...And Keep on Reaching for Those Stars Joanna Gruesome · Astonishing Adventures · Song · 2014

open.spotify.com/track/5EN6IO... on repeat

🎶 Im gonna blow a hole

*hand on ear, for pitch*

Through the back of my head 🎶

Cat laying in a ball

Oh, Fig.

Sorry i missed the conference call; i was making elaborate nachos

If ur not eating chocolates and watching music videos while WFH what ARE U DOING? Working? Lmfao

Did my best this year for Christmas

New to bluesky send me ur favorite clouds

Ive been letting the child watch British television. How many rosaries, father?

Reindeer laying down in a cage

Please, my Christmas, he’s very sick

In college i wanted a Pacifico logo hip tattoo lol