Meh…it was an accident and neither of us really want to repeat it 😂

Hello, my name is Mayhem and at the age of 44 I have a hickey for the first time ever.

Photo of me from neck to mid-thigh wearing only a black mesh underbust corset with suspenders and stockings. Sorry, my hands are covering my bare boobs and pussy…

I apologise for being MIA…hopefully this makes up for it…

It’s the whole show, honestly. They are all shining examples of how to ask for consent. They never assume and communication is always direct 🙌🏻

The double standard is astounding

Once again I feel like a lot of people should watch Love on the Spectrum to get schooled on what enthusiastic consent looks like.

I feel this one…struggled through the gym and feel like I need a nap today just to make it through 🫠

I watched the entire first season on my flight back from Oz…so great. I’ve heard not so nice things about him as a human being since though 😭

Worth restating…

Photo of me from behind as I wear a sheer white robe with a black feather print. I’m lifting the robe to reveal my bare arse.

Happy Hump Day!

Photo of me from neck to knee wearing a black wet look crop top, mini garter skirt and nylon stockings. I’ve unzipped the crop top entirely to expose my boobs, but sorry, I’m covering up with my hands. There’s still some delicious underboob on show though.

Titty Tuesday Tease… #boobs #tits #milf #cougar #wetlook #domme

Mirror selfie from the neck down. I’m wearing a black T-shirt and black briefs. I’m barefoot and the quads are quading.

Thigh Thursday, for those who observe… #feet #quads #musclemommy #gymgirl

Photo of me sitting on my bed topless. I’m wearing a pink and red thong and sheer red mesh opera gloves. My hands are conveniently covering my nipples.

Titty Tuesday Tease… #boobs #tits #lingerie #milf

Mirror selfie from the neck down. I’m wearing a loose black draping dress and sheer black nylon stockings. I’ve hitched up one dress edge to reveal a neon purple lace thong underneath.

Here to start your week off right… #stockings #lingerie #feet

I’m still recovering from the fact Taylor Sheridan has created yet ANOTHER show 🫠

Photo of me from behind as I wear a leopard print bodysuit, black sheer mesh spanking skirt, black stockings and black patent high heels.

Sassy Sunday… #heels #lingerie #stockings

These are good men and this is healthy masculinity. These are men who understand how to make women feel safe, seen and heard. I’m so proud to have so many of these men in my life.

5. Lastly, I mentioned to my ex husband I’ve had some ongoing injuries I’m trying to sort out. Without thinking twice, he got me on a video call so he could show me some physio exercises he’s been using for the same problem.

4. A man I’ve casually dated on and off for 20 years from my industry knows I’m finding the job search really difficult right now. He reached out to me about an opportunity he’d heard about in passing, gave me the details for his contact and put in a good word for me.

3. My incredible friend @jmseaborn.bsky.social came over to watch a movie and when I mentioned I’d been having problems with Netflix and Prime he spent an hour researching the issue and fixing it for me.

2. Another one of my partners saved me from a failed bench press attempt at the gym yesterday. I didn’t realise he’d been keeping an eye on me from across the gym and ran to my rescue when he saw me struggling.

Photo of the most scrumptious mac and cheese you’ve ever seen.

1. I told my partner I have been missing macaroni cheese since M&S stopped making theirs. Last night he made me vegan mac and cheese from scratch, unprompted.

At a time when it can feel like the bar for men’s behaviour is in hell, I want to share some lovely stories of how men have shown up for me recently…

Feet Friday… #feet #footfetish #heels #boots

POV: You’re kneeling in front on me on the floor as I sit on a bench. We are in a dungeon with red lighting. I’m wearing a black latex bodysuit, black fishnet stockings and black over-the-knee PVC boots. My legs are spread invitingly…

Thigh Thursday…waiting to crush someone’s melon… #domme #femdom #fishnets

TRICEPS FOR DAAAAAAYS 🫠

You are. It’s unfair on the rest of the male population.

Photo of me from behind, nails painted baby pink as I wear a baby blue sheer mesh Oriana bra and thong set from Agent Provocateur. The thong is complete with a blue satin bow resting on my butt.

Here to fight the Monday blues… #ass #arse #lingerie

Photo of me from the waist down as I lay on a bed wearing black Bonds pants and knee length black socks.

Sultry Sunday vibes… #legs #socks #milf #cougar

Me: I think I’m better suited to freelance work for the variety.

My ex: Well yeah, you’re non-monogamous so that tracks.