I hate that the em dash has become a sign of AI. It belongs to people with ADHD so we can switch thoughts mid sentence.

Things were so much easier in 2014. It seemed like our biggest problem as a society was Apple giving us a U2 record for free without asking. People were livid.

U2 has two new records on Apple Music this year alone and no one is complaining. Too much else to worry about.

Simpler times y’all

Yoooooo this is a banging storm. That thunder is LOUD.

I feel like i might not get this job cause my recruiter has been an awful liaison. He asked my availability for an hour call, then I get back three hours of meetings, none in my windows of availability

Best part is, if the game sucks, you can hang out in upper left seats and just enjoy bay views

Who?

We couldn’t find the cord to our instant pot, so I took the one from my computer monitor and it worked. I love technology

Thank god raccoons get a day every week in most US municipalities

I love how that’s exactly how chris pratt would react if Jack Black went full smoochies on him

I came up with a great term for my trans femme penis:

Beanstalk

(Tbh i usually just call it my clit)

The album cover of Lady Gaga’s Born this Way with Judas listed as the song playing

Required listening for today.

Judas goes extra hard today

tweet from @theseantcollins: JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh

tweet from @david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts

A picture of Janet and Bad Janet from the tv show The Good Place. Janet has been drawn over to look like a Craftworld Eldar and Bad Janet looks like a Dark Eldar / Drukhari. Drukhari Bad Janet is farting contemptuously. Thank you to @caitlinroseboyle.com who made this for me.

We finally figured out the Eldar / Dark Eldar distinction in Warhammer 40k.

And it’s not necessarily their fault, having to exist in a capitalist society isn’t our fault, but the unwillingness to make sacrifices for the safety of our neighbors, is a detriment of society, not a benefit

I’m talking about that individuality where people ignore the health of their peers for their own comfort. One can insist to not get vaccinated, but to insist to be unmasked, unvaccinated, around immunocompromised people… that selfishness is harmful in a pandemic

Even after getting feedback from our customers that they didn’t want NFTs, no one else seemed to know NFTs were grifty bullshit. My “incompetent brainstorming” which was saying to learn from our previous NFT usage, was apparently worse than brainstorming such BS

Also fuck a16z, even after I told my boss funded by them that NFTs wouldn’t be accepted by our audience, and they weren’t, he laid me off

A pretty legal grey area too since the second I got off jury duty he asked me to call, well after his working hours, to let me go.

Editorial independence was not the independence that fucked us during covid. Individual independence did

Yup! It’s essentially risking your goal to give your team a power play. And since icing wouldn’t be allowed due to even strength like a normal power play, and with and extra player to play mid blue line defense mean it’s worth the risk of giving up another

Who gets less impressed by something objectively more impressive?

Happy TDOV!!! I love all my beautiful trans friends! And all my trans friends are beautiful!

An illustration of my OC, Egg the Trans Raccoon (a blue, pink & white raccoon with a trans-flag-striped tail) laying down and looking at a small flower. They’re also wearing a flower crown in the colors of a trans flag. The illustration is soft and it says “grow into your best self” over Egg.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! 🏳️‍⚧️🌸

[ #tdov #cuteart #trans ]

Might I suggest a golden taskmaster:
Tom Hanks
Meryl Streep
Denzel Washington
Angela Bassett
Jamie Lee Curtis
Michelle Yeoh
George Clooney
Helen Mirren
Cher
Morgan Freeman

Everyone I talked with today, with signs for the protest, or in line for the link, were happy to chat, happy to see each other, especially the furries suited up to celebrate. And happy to enjoy a beautiful day! Felt like the best day we could have as a community right now.

Ngl kinda chose to go to symphony station to board so I could listen to the symphony

WAKE UP SEATTLE! WE GOT A FLOATING BRIDGE TRAIN TO RIDE! CHOO CHOO! BING BONG! TAP ON! LET’S GO!

#soundtransit #2line

Do i have art of wiese getting knotted? If I can’t remember that means I need to get something commissioned

Now that there’s a new meme number: you saved a bit of money in the winter keeping the heat low but you gotta use the old meme number in the summer or you’re AC/electric bill is gonna be big.

RAYE deserves an AOTY nom, This Music May Contain Hope is fantastic.

Dr. Robbie: *obviously suicidal*

Everyone: You okay?

Dr.Santos: guess I’ll see you never

Dr. Whitaker: i got a house

#ThePitt