Rodger that.

*is occurring/continues/is still being supported by the cunts in power.

Sorry. Feeling overwhelmed.

May his memory be a blessing.

Kent & Lisa were friends from way back in the day. Still a bit shocked, tbh.

Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield reverses decision to put a time limit on anesthesia Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield says it won't tie payments to the length of time a patient went under anesthesia.

Yeah, I know murder is bad & all... but try to tell me it doesn't get results: apnews.com/article/anth...

Unfortunately, it's a constant no matter where you go.

People are always awful. It's just getting louder.

Yesterday, I referred to someone as "like a white Vanilla Ice."

I'm oddly proud that you know exactly whom this is, having never met them.

My partner is watching Football.
There's a player for the Carolina Panthers named Xavier Woods.
Every time they make a play, I keep waiting for them to do a few blasts on a trombone or throw pancakes into the crowd.
The Safety Xavior Woods does none of this.
Football sucks.

#provemewrong
#realtome

All the pictures they've posted are stunning. Beautiful stuff, here.

We have similar friends. Unfortunately, I worry they've become immune to the cat smell here.

If only there was a non-creepy way to ask a random to come over & smell our house.

A member of my family recently came out to me as gay. I could tell they were trying to be brave about it, saying it conversationally & then rushing on to the next topic. I feel honored to be trusted with that, & wish they never feel scared about telling anyone about it.

In line at a glory hole outside Wabash in '08. We exchanged oatmeal cookie recipes and had a rather intriguing conversation about Proust.

Just got my first porn hustler on here!

Keep reaching for the stars, ya beautiful sex worker. Respect for your gusto.

I'm being followed by a @nylarosebeast.bsky.social clone. Not the real deal, but a fan page.

Can't I at least be harassed & stalked by the real deal sexy machine of murder cuddles over my unabashed love for @zorrito.bsky.social?

#dangit

Some people (like my partner) merely block/reports when they receive a phishing/spam text.

Me, I like to liven up the day of the person chained to their cubicle at the Russian Scammer Call Center.

#blessed #merryXmas #itsstillrealtome #imfappingwhyarentyou #thecalliscomongfrominsideyoursoul
#meh

The nieces. Not the magical gorillas.

I love playing #dnd with my nieces. They're such amazing little sociopaths.

Today, the group spent most of their time having their two magically summoned southern brunch-gay gorillas attempting to stuff various kobolds into a leather bag.

They'll be in charge of my elder care needs.
#yep

Only if it's Bumper Pool.

Those other billiards are for degenerates. Bumper Pool is the sport of kings.

If you're feeling down, just remember: someone is probably masturbating to you.

They're likely masturbating to your abject misery & eventual downfall, but at least they're thinking of you.

A picture of a baseball sleeve shirt. On the baseball shirt is printing of a cute dog face. The dog is a golden retriever done in shades of purple. The caption next to it says, "Your Failures Please Me, Mother." It makes no earthly sense, but it feels oddly true. Deep down, all dumb doggos delight when we do not succeed. For they savor the flavor of our tears of frustration.

We make t-shirt/stickers. Many of them tend to be surreal. This is one of my favorites.
No, I cannot explain the meaning. I just know it is the truest thing in the universe.
www.teepublic.com/user/vanderk...

#blessed #blatentselfpromotion #giveusmoney
#wealsomakesextoys
#sexpig

A pair of police-grade handcuffs. We would NEVER use these for kink. If it requires a key, you shouldn't use it for a BDSM scene. They have no give and can only tighten. Prolonged wearing/load on them can increase your chances of nerve damage/other injury. But mainly you don't use them because SHIT WILL HAPPEN. Figuratively. Hopefully. Unless you're into that. Regardless, NEVER use police-grade cuffs in kink. Trying to fit that key in the tiny hole of a pair of cuffs when someone needs out immediately is incredibly difficult. If things go super wrong and you need a bolt cutter, odds are you'll have to call 911. Or your neighbor/Dad. Either way, way too much to explain about yourself to someone while your partner is wearing the erotic chicken suit.

It's a Blue Hulk Hand beer cozy. It was given to us because someone thought we'd do "things" with it. Words fail me, but I love my friends dearly.

A seat belt cutter/windows smasher given to us for a kink purpose. Why, you ask? No earthly idea. I guess in case someone has a weird van guy kink? Which is doubly weird for us, since we don't own a van. Hey, even I'm surprised we don't.

If you're in BDSM/Kink long enough, people randomly give you stuff. We're cleaning up some & keep finding stuff we can't explain how we got.
Ergo, someone gave these items to us at various times because they knew we'd use them for weird kinky shit.

ADHD brain means I come up with a new CR1 NPC, start work on a map for a different campaign, & start knocking out a handle for some floggers.

Only one of these was completed.

That's my superpower.

And image of a sticker we sell on our Etsy shop. The image is of a white-faced clown staring directly at the viewer. The eyes follow you. A caption wrapped round the image says, "Somewhere... a clown faps." Upon hearing/having this described to you, you know in your heart of hearts you need this sticker for your cane. Just so you can make some douchebag a bit uncomfortable when they get too close to you. It's also available as a t-shirt in many places. Yes, this is crass commercialism for the visually impaired. You have money, and we need it from you. These damned Clowns keep fapping, fapping upon our door. Money is the only thing that drives them away. Please rescue us from them. Please....

Oh, hey, Blue Sky.

I'm a person who is a forever DM for D&D and makes leather sex toys.

I'm also pro-union, pro-Palastinian, pro-wrestling, & pro-not in the mood for this shit.

Follow me for random bitching, campaign storyline nonsense, pics of projects, & cuz you want to appeal to my vanity.

#d&d quote of the night:

An imp says, "Demons posses; devils lease."

For some reason, a couple of players found that disturbing.

#dnd

I love this silly nonsense

For some reason, all my #DND games end up being a certain degree of horny.

I tried to curtail it by introducing that the only kind of pornography around was dino porn (a'la @chucktingle.bsky.social).

Long story short, I've been writing a ton of dinosaur porn for these horny PC's.

Tonight's #DND session on a nutshell:

Me: you see a fantasy gangster. They don't seem like they want to be bothered.

PC1: I want to fuck around.

Me: ...okay.

PC1: (finds out)

PC2: I think I shall also fuck around.

Me: ...okay

<Cliffhanger>

(spoiler: they will find out.)

Blessed Yule to those who follow.
May you have blessings on this longest night.

I homebrew everything because I'm too conceited & egotistical to not. It allows me flexibility in creating villains, allows for more sandboxing in the game, & is generally more fun for me. In all, it's more work for more reward.

Also, my big bad is a Rudy RayvMoore expy.
#dnd #dmlife #dolemite

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Just in time for the holiday go fuck yourself. Brand new custom leather paddle. Hand dyed, hand stitched, perfect for consensually smacking dat ass.

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