This edible keeps looking at me like it’s trying to fuck. Might let it hit.

Be mindful of the stories that you tell yourself about yourself. The identity that you reinforce becomes yourself.

a person wearing a jersey that says 24 on it ALT: a person wearing a jersey that says 24 on it

Genuwine: Shorty, say what's your price-
Just to back it up - You can hold my ice-
Now let's say you owe me something…

Me at 8 years old:

Bro, I’m so nauseous

Minutes after chugging my dirty chai latte it’s become increasingly evident that my barista used WHOLE MILK, a not OAT MILK.

“Cloud Bob”

CLOUD.
BOB.

Jojoba oil

“Your payment was successful” I bet it was you trick ass bitch

Can I answer as an uncircumcised but unhooded man?

The upside of being a business owner is having full control over every aspect. The downside of being a business owner is managing FULL CONTROL… of EVERY ASPECT…

My female friend said that we should get married since we’ve been locked in for so long. I asked her what my man is supposed to do and she said, “Since when do you mind sharing your food with me”

I really enjoy Vince Staples as a rapper

When you bite the bullet don’t forget to swallow.

I need a hard reset.

Therapy is like, “I’ve learned so much about myself- I hate all of it”

Tia and Tamera Mowry are black and white, but one is clearly white, and one is clearly black.

And another thing, Fuck Jackie Onassis

It’s been so long since a random white woman that I met at a restaurant offered me a bump of cocaine from a pendant on her necklace while venting to me about her shitty drawls boyfriend. 2019 DC was a different place. I hope that Alyssa is doing great.

I’m at the spot there Gon and the assassin boy are going through the tournament to get money and train and Hisoka just showed off his Nen. They haven’t fought yet. But im already uncomfortable

Why is bro frothing at the mouth, boy is like 12

I fucked with his detached sociopathy but the way he fawns over Gon makes me uncomfortable.

Never mind, it’s giving weird bitch

Because now what am I supposed to do with this information!?

I learned an uncomfortable truth about myself at the tail end of therapy, and now I’m dangling here on an emotional cliff hanger and trying to figure out how the homework she gave me has anything to do with the identity shifting reality we just unearthed.

I had caviar for the first time last night, and that’s exactly what I expected fish abortion to taste like.

I’m so ready to be home, fuck.

Watched my first episode of Hunter X Hunter last night. Big fan of how Hisoka Morow gets down.

And another thing, Ciroc has always been nasty as shit.

Porn is entertainment not instruction. Day to day fucking doesn’t look like that.

Love these pants. Link?