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Posts by Maranda 🖤

Six pink roses open on a rosebush in soft light outdoors.

Six pink roses open on a rosebush in soft light outdoors.

A coral  orange rose in focus with a few others in bokeh behind on the bush.

A coral orange rose in focus with a few others in bokeh behind on the bush.

Why be doomy when you can be bloomy? 🌷 #bloomscroll

Also, Merry Four-Twenty! 🎄

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I'm BEGGING women to PLEASE be careful around any man who's defending Donald Trump…

You are not safe with them.

You’re just not.

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This 😤

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No, silly, I never eat alone. I eat with an audience of pets hoping I’ll drop something

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oh, so a ceasefire is like when i say i’m going to stop eating cheese

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I can’t believe I woke up relieved today that we lost the war instead of mass murdering people

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That is very, very neato! Thanks for sharing. And happy birthday! 😊

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a white seagull with a yellow beak is sitting on a fence . Alt: A seagull throws its head back then lets out a honk so forceful, the image vibrates and turns red in emphasis.
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@supersarah87.bsky.social Ooooh, girl, as soon as I catch up on the news, I'm on my way over to message you 😄

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a pixel art of a cat with a rainbow coming out of its mouth Alt: A pixel art Nyan Cat with rainbow animation, chosen because the OP's photo has a horizontal rainbow in its background, similar fashion.

💙

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A lil' context for any youngin's 'round here: "Pure Romance"

😆

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I am of the age (and rural midwestern background) where I can recall sex toys being still so taboo, you had to attend private home parties to find them IRL. 😬

(I say this after scanning through a spam email from Spencer's just now.) 😂

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one undercooked big mac is all we need

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Why the fuck are we paying taxes right now? Seriously.

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Last year Kanye West took out a Super Bowl ad to sell swastika t-shirts.

This weekend he sold out two shows at SoFi Stadium.

To all of those in attendance—what the fuck is wrong you.

That’s a rhetorical question.

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Spot on.

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A large beige and brown bolete mushroom takes a proud stance in a meadow

A large beige and brown bolete mushroom takes a proud stance in a meadow

The horrors persist, but so do mushrooms

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The Daily Show’s Desi Lydic on Kristi Noem’s husband:

“You know what? You live your truth, Brian. Oh, she can dress up and you can't? Fuck that.”

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Morning Kitten

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How grim are these times? First time in my long life that on April 1st, I have not seen a single April Fool’s joke all day.

No lighthearted, silly or surprising April Fool’s joke, not ONE.

Who could be more unbelievable than the players on today’s world stage?

NOTHING FAKE can out do our REALITY

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Frustratingly relatable! 🤣

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This is Nessie and Millie. Neither of them ever really learned how to dig, but Millie is pretty sure it's like giving CPR. 12/10 no one tell her (TT: millieandazula)

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Just saw a tote bag that said ‘my cat likes me who cares about anyone else’ and honestly that’s such a mood in these dark times.

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Wow, this is seriously stunning! So raw, but such finesse... perfection. 🤩

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You know what I've never seen in a Cybertruck?

A passenger.

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This damned post makes me laugh every time I see it.

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Dark gray and white cat with mostly white underside is laying in her back, looking cutely at the camera, on a busy patterned rug.

Dark gray and white cat with mostly white underside is laying in her back, looking cutely at the camera, on a busy patterned rug.

So here's a photo of my cat. This is Shelby Lou and she sleeps on her back very often. ☺️ #catsofbluesky

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