Been nice knowin' ya!

Mad props. Put me in, coach!

Exploding phones? Send a nice iPhone by Amazon.

He's the magic manchego.

Pope Francis was a boxer (I looked it up I knew there was a boxing pope) but I bet Leo can hold his own.

Is Stinky in the courtroom?

There have been some proposals but I don't know that a decision has been made. I've always been partial to "shave his belly with a rusty razor".

coastal

Smellicus briefs

Poster of cross eyed king with pile o' poo "I shit my pants"

Poster of yours truly sign says "we don't need no stinking kings"

Poster detailing the steaming piles of poo in the administration titled "the fesces of facism"

Something stinketh in the nation's capital! Fort Collins, CO. Estimated 10,000 in a ctiy of about 160k.

Thinking this is what keeps the vampire population in check. Being "immortal" and all.

They can serve remotely from mom's basement. Purple hearts for drone death.

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Going to the DJ Inn.

Bravo. That's it isn't it.

Elvis Costello had to pee when he wrote Alison (My Aim is True)

The new corduroy pillows are making headlines.

So long, sports fans!

Ted Danson!

It should say, in a smaller font, "Powered By". Certainly this is a classic "lost my license" bike.

It's a solid investment.

I'm worried you are a hope-monger.

But the "voters are split" headline is awful. You can conceivably say that about any numbers but 100%-0% but here it is wildly misleading. These numbers are not split anywhere close to evenly.

Dammit we need an alliterative/ rhyming counter slogan. English majors, rally!

Those farts are unvetted. Moment of panic upon waking.

Prostenic Vogon Homan

You got me. Thought it was real.

Full circle from when the Grand Ol Opry and such were supported by baking ingredients companies. Now I want some Be-Bop-a-Ree-Bop Rhubarb Pie!

"More." "More."

John Oliver's piece on her is pretty brutal. And deserved.