This is horrific. I feel physically ill.

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absolutely! We're gonna start at the marina gate and kale garden and then go right to the promenade and arcade level for sure!!

I am officially too old for jeans. This is a tragic day. No questions at this time. Please let me grieve.

not long enough

blessed enough to get to hear jon miller call my team for decades

We're gonna enter at the marina gate so that actually works perfectly

Good list, thank you!

For reference we'll be sitting front row on the third base line, towards the outfield. If that affects your suggestions.

Giants fan friends: I'm taking one of my best friends to her first game in-person next weekend. She's never been to the park. I've been so many times that I don't trust myself to show her the right things for her first visit. What would you consider a must-see for a casual fan's first time visit?

(this is literally the first time she's ever shown interest in this and we've had it for like a year)

I'm catching them all one way or another

The MLB-approved statement the teams’ broadcasters are reading about Jackie Robinson Day is an embarrassment. Jackie didn’t face “adversity” — he faced loud, violent, entrenched racism. He integrated baseball & saved it from collapsing in on itself. Say that.

At least I'll be front row to the shit show, baby

Maybe that's the problem. He only thinks they're fun when *he* hits them, and has constructed the team accordingly.

I got my tickets for the Brandon Belt game next weekend at a steal last year when they first went on sale.

And yet somehow, every time I check the score of a game, I still feel like I vastly overpaid.

(this is absolutely why I usually listen to the radio broadcast when I go to games. I cannot see. The only time I saw a grand slam in person, @bryanmurphy.bsky.social had to inform me it wasn't just a regular home run. I could not see all the runners.)

listen, I can't even see the ball on tv and you expect me to see it in-person?!

conservative free speech is when they speak and you listen or suffer the consequences

Donate to Help The Pioneers Go To Worlds! The Pioneers ask for your support to send a group of our students to compete in Houston for the FIRST Impact Award on a global stage and to experience the highest level of robotics competition.

Hey Bluesky there’s an incredible high school robotics team in Nashville that qualified for the world championships but they can’t afford to get there. Can y’all help me step up for them? $10, $20 … Anything helps! Competition is at the end of the month so we gotta hustle:

What is it about driving a hatchback that makes other drivers take that as a personal challenge to get as close as possible to your bumper? 🤦‍♀️

“i hope you meet jd vance” is about to become an actionable threat

I just went mining in Pokopia for the first time since getting all of my powers unlocked. Shit is OP. One hour of the funnest game mechanic I've ever experienced later, and I have seven stacks of pokemetal. It's nice to be rich somewhere, I guess.

it's autism awareness month so be aware. we could be anywhere. maybe we're in your house. right now. look behind you.

🥰🥰🥰

Happy Birthday!!! They even managed to score a run for you!

JD Vance saying "Just whatever makes sense" while ordering a donut on C-SPAN because he's a gormless fuck who doesn't know how to act in public.

Vitello picking up the bullpen phone

Greetings from stormageddon 2026

I hereby suggest a new amendment to the constitution. You get one shot to run as any party's nominee. (Two if you win.)

Additionally, if any member of your family has ever been president, that's it. No one else in the family can run.

handout photo of Carlos Ivan Mendoza Hernandez, wearing a white button down, with flowers behind him.

ICE pulled over a man in Patterson, CA + shot him 6 times, hitting his face. ICE now says he is part of a gang in LA – a city he has no connection to.

Carlos Mendoza Hernandez, 36, now in ICU, says he's "never ever been in a gang" + was shot without justification www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Yeah I no longer wish to be informed. I am good. I am full up on information today. Thank you.

"i could probably pilot a ship through the straight of hormuz" -next big thing 80% of men secretly believe about themselves