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Harry and Meghan are, to put it bluntly, photogenic. And in 2025, with the working royals ageing, ill, desperately dull or embroiled in scandal, the contrast between the Montecito Royals and the Leftovers back in Blighty became even starker.
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He hasn’t given up any titles. He’s only agreed not to use a few of them. That’s why he’s still the Duke of York on the royal family’s official website. Plus he keeps all perks.
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This week alone, the Telegraph has published multiple pieces dissecting Harry’s every move, mood, and metaphorical dance step. Today’s front page features a headline so absurd it could’ve been ghostwritten by Richard “Maureen” Eden himself: “Truth behind Harry’s royal Hokey-Cokey.”
Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
Some personal news:
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
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I know Charlie Kirk valued debate and free speech because he blocked me for fact-checking his lies on Twitter and then put me on his organization's Professor Watchlist for writing a book he didn't like.
Will everyone quit and roll over? The law firms, media companies, universities, government employees. Will you all cling to what you have and hope you can just ride it out, Republic be damned? Shame on all of you who don’t stand up, just remember we will never forget.
The only newsworthy items from the NYT hit on Mamdani are:
1. NYT reporters are apparently chummy with white nationalists who spout eugenics
2. NYT editors apparently believe their peers are trolls like Chris Rufo
3. NYT "standards" for using hacked materials are not actually followed
This piece really nails the problem with the British monarchy and rota in a word: Incompetence. They’ve been at Keystone Cops levels of villainy for years while Meghan keeps building her empire.
Also, this piece is hilarious, as always.
Their only hope of bringing down #AsEver at this point? Have Harry and Meghan run the takedown. Because they’re the only ones in this story who’ve consistently demonstrated competence.
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And just like that, Muslims are the GOP's monster du jour.
Black people. Women. Immigrants. Queer people. Liberals. Muslims. They are at war with everything.
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Meghan’s real sin isn’t commercial ambition or even telling her side of the story. It’s being better at it than the institution they revere.
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Happy Father's day, prince Harry. #sussexsquad
How many reporters are currently working on tell-all exposés about their own organization, detailing all the acts of cowardice of their editors and publishers?
I won’t ever buy your book about Sleepy Joe Biden, but I’d absolutely devour a book about the internal collapse of the NYT or CNN.
Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.
“I was like, they’re not going to want to sit here for 45 minutes and listen to anybody be precious or serious,” Shields sniffed.
A noble crusade, surely. For levity, for humour, for interrupting women mid-thought on International Women’s Day.
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Jesus Mary Joseph and the wee donkey
Harry and Meghan dancing in a hospital room to bring on labour.
Meghan glowing. Harry vibing.
British media? Furious.Of course.
My latest on joy, rage, and the country that hates a happy ending.
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This is just eye opening. The entire SpaceX direction is a money hole. We have got to stop thinking billionaires are geniuses. www.planetearthandbeyond.co/p/starship-d...
Brooke Nichols, an associate professor of global health at Boston University, has estimated that these cuts have already resulted in about 300,000 deaths, most of them of children, and will most likely lead to significantly more by the end of the year. That is what Musk’s foray into politics…
The idea that Harry might simply be happy is too radical a thought for those joyless souls to process. So instead, we get psychological autopsies from a woman who once said single mothers should be housed in hostels.
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My first live show was a high school production of The Odd Couple when we were stationed in Yokohama. I fell in love with theater because of that show, and I could have sworn you were in it. If so, thanks!!!
In the twisted logic of the palace-press psychodrama, the outrage isn’t that King Charles reportedly told foreign governments not to protect his son and daughter-in-law. It’s that Prince Harry had the temerity to speak about it out loud.
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“Uncovering how my immediate family's safety was knowingly put at risk, as well as who was behind it and who sanctioned it, has been truly devastating. No matter where we may agree or disagree, I would never wish harm on anyone.” Prince Harry
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Rubio publicly criticizing an ally for cracking down on right-wing extremism. And Germany hitting back. We are in a new world
You almost have to admire the Freudian elegance of it. A monarchy that’s shrivelled into irrelevance, aroused to action only by the idea that a woman they couldn’t control might still be signing off with a title they never actually removed.
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Donald Trump's confusion regarding Harvard and Harlem renews focus on Joe Biden's mental state.
