The brain trust of Cao and Hegseth.

Eleanor Roosevelt would be the more justified and amusing beating.

BREAKING: Secretary of the Navy John Phelan is OUT — effective immediately, according to the Pentagon.

These things are easily verifiable by anyone who cares to look.

It’s the overall percentages that concern me.

I’ll read the transcript. Really cuts through his yammering and stammering.

Trump's pick for Fed chair should be asked about his relationship with anti-democracy billionaire Peter Thiel before we let him anywhere near our Federal Reserve. Watch LP Senior Advisor Stuart Stevens on MSNOW.

He can always go back to farming.

All 77 counties in Oklahoma went for Trump in 3 elections. I don’t think D’s haven’t carried a county since Al Gore was on the ballot.

a map showing a Mississippi where all 82 counties are shades of red

A map showing Mississippi's 82 counties, many shaded red and pink, many shaded blue and purple.

Left: How people think Mississippi votes

Right: How Mississippi actually votes

I've seen a lot of references online to a "J. Edgar Boozer" and although I'm not saying anyone in particular deserves that appellation, I do think it would be the perfect name for someone serving as head of the Federal Bureau of Intoxication, if there were such a thing, which I'm not saying there is

I know there are people working this morning, but I feel good about my choices 😎

Jordan Klepper Exposes Trump Supporter’s Head-Spinning Logic Right To Her Face “Are you seeing what I’m seeing?” the "Daily Show" correspondent asked the MAGA supporter, adding: "Because it makes me feel crazy."

Jordan Klepper nails MAGA logic: tRump fan demands Pope “stay religion, keep politics out.” But Ten Commandments & prayer in schools? YES! Hypocrisy: rules for thee. tRump’s base exposed. 😂
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Would cancel again

These lifelong criminals and con artists are continuing to steal money. Who could‘ve guessed? 🤷‍♂️

Screenshot of a tweet by Leading Report (@LeadingReport) briefly noting that the BBC is alleging the Trump administration may be engaging in insider trading. No image or video is embedded.

Ya think?

Trump Shuttle 2 Bankruptcy Boogaloo.

He does have experience with bankrupting airlines.

Draft-Dodging Trump, 79, Brags About How He Would Have Won Vietnam War in Unhinged Rant Donald Trump avoided the military draft five times.

Donald Trump is now peddling the fantasy that he could have "won" Vietnam in five months. Truly remarkable coming from the same man who invented "bone spurs" to stay home while others his age were on the front lines. A masterclass in cowardice-fueled revisionism.

The front page of the Star Tribune on April 22, 2016, following the passing of Prince.

It is not a great time to be an inflationist. Read the room.

Trump 'tried to access nuclear codes but was stopped by military chief' Retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson claims that during an emergency White House meeting, U.S. President Donald Trump attempted to access the nuclear codes but was allegedly blocked by General Dan Caine

Trump 'tried to use nuclear codes but was stopped by military chief'

Wow, there’s a resemblance. 🤣🤣

On my birthday, I’m all in for PFLAG Today, I am proud to say that I am 89 years young.

George is 89 today, and I’ve had the privilege of sharing so much of that journey with him. If you want to celebrate him, the best way is to support PFLAG and the people they show up for every day.

For folks who ripped North Korea for decades y'all sure are cheering while we become North Korea and whatnot.

“I’m” winning the war

Me me me me me

The malignant narcissist can’t help himself

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