The hirsute of pappiness

Smells like teen spirit was an alice cooper song all along

Fighting a rural small town solar farm that would only power a meta data center 2 hrs away will insure the community is all tuckered out by the time the data centers proper arrive here in America's Bangladesh

Has anyone ever told you the pope is weak on crime, baby

Need JD Vance to endorse my neighbors' loud dogs

There should be a whole bluegrass genre about Cthulhu type shit by now

Why does every paint color look better wet than dry?

Good news everyone, my mom gave me her blessing to marry Ziwe. Now if I can just meet Ziwe...

Lindsey Graham at Disney World is so fucking spooky, that dude knows some real shit is about to go down

Just pee in your hand and throw it

Is there a Mrs. Bungle?

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The title of a new guided by voices single?

Enough with metal that sounds well recorded/produced/mixed already. It should all sound like a 14yo w a mustache made it in a nordic barn or a basement in Florida as far as I'm concerned

Well this is foolish of you, but the USA today do be foolish so

🎵the world is a vampire / im gonna ride it all night long 🎵

Bluesky meteorology

Stop saying stuff like "the future of horror movies is on YouTube," you sound foolish

Why does just remembering either of the DelToros exist make me so happy

I simply would never wear a dress that requires someone to follow me around correcting it

If the afterlife has red carpet interviews I don't want one

Maybe Your Baby (live at Glam Slam Miami, Stevie Wonder cover) - Prince & The NPG YouTube video by Paisley Perk

youtu.be/V87VLx-QnXc?...

White Christian Music is the only kind that's irredeemable

no tom petty at we are the world? booooo #hottake

A blue mascot with a melon helmet, a small white nose, orange eyebrows, yellow eyes, and cowprint legs stands on some grass.

Kikuchi-kun, the unofficial mascot of Kikuchi City, has a melon hat, cow legs, a grain of rice nose, a blue water body, hot spring eyebrows, loveheart lips, and the crest of the historic local Kikuchi clan for eyes.

Losing eBay auctions is quickly becoming a favorite thing. "Fuck yeah, I just saved $63!!"

David Lynch created Lyle Lovett in a lab

Apparently he met the only criterion of Board of Peace membership: paying a billion dollars

IN A WORLD where every Republican accusation is a confession, They Only Want To Talk About Corruption

When I was like toddler age DOOBIE was my word for penis and also it was the late 70s, so I guess you could say I have a complicated relationship with Michael McDonald