We should be able to purchase nonstop GIFs to put on the tombstones of people we really hate

@triviateamnames.bsky.social
Federal Bureau of Intoxication

Ooh, sounds like a good show! Who's playing Rosalynn Carter?

The Strait of Hormuz has been blocked more times than Melania’s bedroom door

Boy, I sure hope there’s video of Kash Patel getting fucked up...
Maybe with a sports team or something

Kash Patel, Pete Hegseth, and Jeanine Pirro walk into a bar.

That's it, that's the skeet

Ohhhh, the discovery phase is gonna make Afroman's trial look like a Baptist church service

Long live Der Zweibel! ✊️ 🧅
And fuck assault weapons.

Alex Jones Rants as an Indie Folk Song YouTube video by Nick Lutsko

fare thee well

Tuck Buckford Goes Elbow-Deep In A Tub Of Chobani YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

I want Tuck Buckford to make an appearance

I saw it "cold" in the theater in 2001. I loved the eeriness of the film, the acting, the period details. While I was stunned hard by the reveal, it did feel like a knockoff at the time; The Sixth Sense had been released 2 years prior and LOTS of early 2000s flicks tried to copy it.

There's one more kid
that'll never go to school
Never get to fall in love
never get to be cool

J. Edgar Boozer

I have a recurring nightmare where Jesse Watters and Tucker Carlson read their cow teat and green M&M fanfic out loud

Do they call it purr-eavement leave? 🐾

J. Edgar Boozer

Discovery gonna be LIT, literally and figuratively.

She's the Auntie Tom of the trans community.

"Check out the big brain on Brad!!" Hesitations 6:9

"Coast to coast, LA to Chicago"
~ Sade

We need a Lemon Law for politicians like Fetterman and Synema who get elected and then just go the complete opposite direction of how they campaigned.

Murder She Pope

I like Popes who are tough on crime.

You libtards just don't get it! The best jokes have to be explained several times, and then deleted

Do not inflame Lindsay Graham, or he will unleash the fury of his Disney bubble wand!

Take me home Country road

@triviateamnames.bsky.social
Doctor Do-as-Little-as-Possible

That's DOCTOR Christ, I didn't go through 8 years of medical school to be called Messiah