now that's what I'm talking about

at the bottom of every spreadsheet I use are random columns of numbers for when I remember that math isn't in my skillset

I am once again the victim of my procrastination

blessed be the fruit 🙂‍↔️

It worked

How "am" I?

I started playing candy crush again

Watching The Good Place from the beginning so I can have *THE* cathartic cry at the series finale

Or punishment, depending

Coming on here and posting twenty times in a row as penance for forgetting it existed again

I always joke that I have "PTSDAD" from all of the times my father helped me move

Last time I just joined in like it was a group project

🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

Hiring movers is the most uncomfortable thing a people pleaser can do.

"Oh is that heavy you know what don't worry about it I'll figure it out"

I am disgusted and amazed

I've packed two boxes well and one horrifically so not terrible stats really

If I was the artist I would love this deeply

I feel like I need to break the news to the Walgreens on my block that I'm moving

did we all collectively say "what the fuck" when we opened connections today?

in 8 days the movers and the uhaul will be here and I haven't even picked up my boxes yet BUT EVERYTHING IS FINE

not to be dramatic but I want to fight the Sheriff.

I just consider it part of my charm

everyone is down bad for the CEO shooter and PopCrave is breaking news, December has been 13 years already.

My brain keeps forgetting to open this app and not twi**er

Yes yes exactly 😌

I'm going to need about 3,825 cases to settle before that last bit but I'll circle back

I'm moving and this gives me the perfect opportunity for a delightfully chaotic party theme

the fourth turning 🤝 meme culture

if anyone should regret something, it'd be this guy right here AT HIS SUPREME COURT CONFIRMATION HEARINGS