good news everyone i was able to download CyberDuck directly. the future is great actually!

i would say i watched this, conservatively, twelve thousand times

"and if your hands were metal, that would mean something"

i wish this was a joke but every part of it is true and i want to die

today in We Live in Hell: i tried to access Cyberduck via Kandji, but it turns out Kandji has become Iru and my credentials no longer work

you misunderstood. i was just telling those toddlers "you mean NOTHING to me. I am merely sizing you up as potential competitors in future Thunderdomes"

ok but "The Mambino" is a top tier nickname

waow

even the people who still want to buy a massive ICE-powered truck when gas is $5/gallon are faced with the fact that pretty much all new trucks are at least $50k to start

i think pretty soon it'll be a death in fast-forward. the lack of EV choices coupled with the lack of low-cost choices is going to eliminate basically the entire US consumer base

ok yes, being a flaming, lidless eye wreathed in fire didn't work out for Sauron...

"be candid about the coming disruption or risk backlash" like my guy if you proudly and publicly endorse The Great Depression 2 Machine, i don't think you're prepared for what kind of "backlash" would be headed your way

have any of the AI evangelists thirsting for this outcome ever considered what 30% unemployment would actually mean for them specifically?

S tier adult content flag by the mods

i'm no Business Genious but i would quite simply not invite the guy who killed NFTs to my shady production studio that's already teetering on the edge of irrelevance

me making blu-rays in 2015: "haha wheee!"

me making blu-rays in 2026: *suffering catastrophic aneurysm*

man what? you don't expect a child to run out in front of your car but if it happens you should still be able to respond in an orderly fashion

if that's not possible for you, then you should not be driving

ok it didn't but i don't think it was handbrake's fault. handbrake innocent

me: wow what a nice day

everyone with a loud muffler: fuck you and everyone else in a 6 square block radius

will Handbrake once again solve all of my problems? stay tuned...

Queens will get Empire Bins in Sunnyside, Hunters Point and Woodside

lol eat shit astoria gothamist.com/news/mamdani...

oatmeal:
1 min: napalm hot
2 min: napalm hot
5 min: napalm hot
8 min: napalm hot
8 min 30 sec: colder than the surface of Pluto

sadly there is no other option to get more movies made. no other way to take $100 million and use it to make more than one movie. AI is the only way!

we know

average yankees fan

Jesus christ that is a robust scenario you've mapped out

this is oddly comforting

ok cool sounds good man

me: "my life is significantly more precarious than it was 8 years ago"

*economist pointing at green line going up* "no it isn't 😎"