TFW Sullivan & Cromwell charges you $1200 an hour for a Yale graduate to ask grok “is this argument sus”

Trump just accidentally filmed a campaign ad for Democrats. He told Virginia voters that if they pass fair redistricting maps, the GOP will lose the House and Democrats will actually pass legislation. Don’t threaten us with a good time, Donald.

Trump’s top staff are now being
referred to as the Liquor Cabinet.

Some fine choices there.

I’d bet dollars to donuts, Trump has said “nuke em,” more than once.

Wondering why government officials keep breaking the law and getting away with it?

The Epstein class is quite wealthy and people like money.

Hope that clears things up for you.

If this isn’t insanity I don’t know what is.

This would be hysterical if it weren't so dangerous.

If we're gonna be pirates we should have to use wooden boats, fight with a blunderbuss, and say yarrr a lot. Also, eye patches.

He's itching for a reason to drop bombs.

If we're gonna be pirates we should have to use wooden boats, fight with a blunderbuss, and say yarrr a lot. Also, eye patches.

He's itching for a reason to drop bombs.

I don't think it's possible unless one partner isn't very invested. It's a fundamental difference in values.

I may be biased though, this was me and I'm divorced. 🤷‍♀️

I immediately thought Chunky, but thank you for sharing these 15 seconds of real-time ADHD. I feel seen.

Hey @housedemocrats.bsky.social, y'all are going to include this in the campaign mashup ad your staffers are definitely working on, right?

That was a lot of words to say Manifest Destiny.

The GOP could stop this tomorrow if they wanted to.

Instead they’ll keep fiddling while Rome burns.

He'll fold like a cheap suit before it gets to discovery.

But if the 🫖accidentally got released somehow...🤷‍♀️

If your pizza needs dipping sauce, you need better pizza.

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.

"You're just jealous of rich people"

no I'm angry that a man with 12 vacation homes is paying less in taxes than a nurse

#MedicareForAllNOW

Krasnov has received his orders.

Krasnov has received his orders.

Kind of wild to have an "Institute of Peace" event in the middle of an illegal war that you're losing.

So many words to say hashtag NoT All MEn.

I've been to an open casket funeral and the corpse had less makeup.

So many words to say hashtag NoT All MEn.

Every single day, Trump does something that would have ended any other presidency.

Every. Single. Fucking. Day.

I've been to an open casket funeral and the corpse had less makeup.

I would like to live in a timeline where the guy in charge of HHS and dead raccoon dong don't occur in the same sentence.

When a handful of tech billionaires control not just wealth but the very systems shaping knowledge, decisions, and reality, democracy isn’t disrupted—it’s quietly bypassed. This isn’t innovation leading society; it’s power consolidating beyond public consent or accountability.

I would like to live in a timeline where the guy in charge of HHS and dead raccoon dong don't occur in the same sentence.