insomnia thought: u know those cool tattoos some of the trans guys get over their top surgery scars, like plants or snakes or lightning and all that?

WHAT if i did that over my bottom surgery scars on my labia????

get a pair of Tiresias snakes with one on each side and coming close to meeting???

so. horny. cant. sleeeeeeep.

the meme template of a girl labelled "Apollo" about to throw a dodge balla labelled "the gift of prophecy"

tho when i intiated us opening yhe relationship i did jokingly say id be happy if i never fuck anyone but yhe lust leads me to get really good at speaking greek as i try to flirt with women i meet here and its starting to feel like that was a prophecy 😂

im looking on the bright side and using this as an opportunity to try to convince her that i have a cuck kink and this was all just an elaborate way to get her to engage in it hehehe 😈

but dang do i want to get railed 😩😩 and there are like 4 women who want to meet up with me once im no longer sick

and i mostly find this intensely funny, but my gf and i set terms for us opening our relationship while im in a different country about a month ago and then i peft athens for 2 weeks and proceeded to get sick upon return so shes been out sleeping around while im just bored out of my mind 😂😂

oof so ive been sick for a week now, just random dizzy spells and stomach aches and got meds from a doc, but i am sooooooooo bored 😩 ally classmates are off on a trip and i can join them as soon as im better but every time i think i am i get dizzy againnnnn

Once I saw a TikTok that started with the phrase “imagine the Greek god Dionysus reincarnated as a butch lesbian” and never in my life have I hit like on something so quickly

Rizzo loves to fuck

If you want to stay relevant with today's young millennials, it's important to speak their language. "Rizz" is a word we hear a lot but what does it *mean*? Rizz means the ability to charm or flirt with someone, and is derived from the name of Muppet Rizzo the Rat, famed for his many sexual partners

Valentine's work on this page keeps just dropkicking me in the face every time I look at it

The original script I wrote had a simple line of Rowan variations which would have been ~fine~ but Valentine went "nah, I've got this" and made this beautiful kaleidoscope that is just truly incredible

yeah this dyke is yearning

yearning for heritage language acquisition 🤓

okay but also god i wanna fuck 😩

just when i need new water bottle stickersss hehehehehe

It's Them™️

trying out an open relationship with my gf while im out of the country is neat, but so tbh i would not be upset if i never fuck someone else and just spend all my time trying to get better at speaking greek just have a chance with the women i keep meeting up with lol

HE wanted a Fiat spider SHE wanted a Fiat 600 THEY got them both

i'm so glad this heterosexual couple found a nonbinary side hoe who has all the cars they want

like i need someone to tell me how goofy my greek sounds!!!! im the best speaker among all the americans in my class and that is not saying much!!

oof im so ready for winterrrrrrr, its been really cool going to so many places across greece but dang do i just wanna hang out in athens for more than 5 days at a time with ppl other than my classmates 😶🙃

an early modern ukrainian painting of a polyommata "many eyed angel". the youthful face of the angel hidden beneath all its eyes winga has big femme-boy energy

a fucked up looking byzantine polyommata amgel fresco similar to the first one in this post but kind of lop-sided and weirder

new handle!! friendship ended with obscure pun iffygenia, hello new bff polyommata and all the freaky lil angels i keep seeing in art

Ari wearing a white sheet ghost costume that has been cropped into a mini dress and has kissy lips and eye lashes drawn on

Ari wearing red high heels and a white sheet ghost costume that has been cropped into a mini dress and has kissy lips and eye lashes drawn on

finished my sexy ghost halloween costume tonight 😘👻

hehehe i ordered a new rapier with a blackened hilt and pommel and now im carving a handle out of an animal bone i found on a hike last week so my sword will have some big gideon the ninth vibes 💀💀💀

A good time to share my favorite tweet ever. This was peak Twitter for me

Somehow today is the first time I've girlmoded outside without friends around and it was so good lol

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

stayed about til 2am, woke up on half an hour before my appointment, made it on time and got the prescription i needed 😪

ive had such a terrible week so far, but damn i love being alive!!!!!!!

I swear i can type lmaoo

Ari wearing green slacks and a white floral shirt taking a mirror selfie with her foot on the sink

Ari wearing green slacks and a white floral shirt taking a mirror selfie with her foot on the sink

had a wild day, realixed i lost like half mt psych meds but go an app to get a greek prescriptio , then i took a couple shots of ouzo and ran off to a big fancy academic talk by emily wilson 😅

also bought a new SWORD today 😈⚔️

vice news article: "These Two Brides Completed A Tandem Deadlift During Their Wedding Ceremony" subhead "Individually, we are strong, capable women, but together we are stronger" and then a picture of two women in wedding dresses doing a tandem deadlift (with two side spotters)

people sometimes ask me, bluesky user swolecialism.bsky.social, what exactly is Swolecialism? well, the theory is sometimes complex but this is praxis:

the back of a mechanical pencil box: unique shock proof tip, pink pearl (smudge proof eraser) and twist to advance mechanism

I can see at least two, maybe three, euphemisms for a clitoris. One is distinctly Victorian.

sigh i wish i had swords here with me in greece 😭

so i guess after a month of knowing ppl my defining characteristics are being femme and having good taste in women lmao