Me in 2005 on 4/20: We should get lit and go to the sculpture garden. Then smoke a blunt and eat big sandwiches down by the river.
Me in 2026 on 4/20: If I eat half that gummy I will get The Fear
Look, all I'm saying is as far as I can tell to Persian Legos never lied to me
You don't want me having one of my classic whacky goof em ups down at the water cooler
Everything dies, baby that's a fact. But maybe everything that dies will some day come back.
This kid really has weird cousin who is sort of quiet but then explodes in rage and breaks a bunch of shit in the living room energy
I'm 40 years old. I would like to be a professional skier please.
It's real in his Hegseth's mind.
"We think the complete obliteration of 90 million people is not what hardworking Americans want and I think you'll see that during the midterms"
Our souls are sick. Our hearts are all rotten. We've forsaken the love of life.
Seriously how do you watch this and come to any conclusion other than "this is a deeply rotten fucking culture"
How the fuck else is one meant to respond
the best we can hope for is the collapse of our empire with minimal carnage
The Iranian government would be fools to trust anything the US says--ever.
They would also be foolish to agree to end any hostilities without exacting a painful toll upon the US and its allies or this whole thing could happen again next year.
Ah yes, the one day you can't trust all the things you see on the internet
Big if true
I aspire to some day speak as kindly as the employees at Trader Joe's speak to me when I'm buying kale, air fryer vegan nuggets and a $10 handle of vodka at 6:30 on a Thursday night
"Your honor, my calculator says yes on it"
Being a billionaire is a personality disorder.
The descent into true techno-dystopia seems to be complete
CNN: Should Americans prepare for a long term economic downturn in the wake of this war?
Billionaire Who Has People Chained in Their Basement: Being able to eat food is not the leading indicator we've often been told it is. Trust the process.
CNN: Understood. After a break, a look at the Oscars!
I absorb nutrients from the sun
For those in charge, the quagmires of Iraq and Afghanistan were only disasters from a public opinion perspective. They got exactly what they wanted from them--decades of profiteering.
All they learned is war is profitable. This is what they know in their bones. They're fucking monsters.
I made this video you can watch:
Man who has never had to do math at the store can only imagine poor people are doing it wrong somehow
Just watched a clip of a "serious" American journalist basically asking an Iranian official "why don't you just stay quiet and still while we kill you?"
Deeply sick and disordered nation.
I have an idea for a society where we make the most destructive things you can think of extremely profitable for like 5,000 rich and powerful sociopaths and the whole time we call it a Democracy
Resign
They don't even bother to try to convince people anymore
It's so neat how there's millions of people for whom no amount of casual cruelty, brazen corruption or naked brutality is too much as long as it results in a tax benefit to business owners