Marshall's beach. You've been good to me

Last night's run

Lol not the crayon shin chan. Sharp eye!

Morning skinny

Sweaty run

My most gay millennial trait is that i still wear short shorts instead of the over the knee baggy ones

How are my fellow tall bottoms doing today

Yes you should post those pics if you think you look good in them

More pole dancing to come for this year

🗽 NYC

Hades 2 is much more challenging than Hades 1

Has anyone tried niacinamide on the buss-

Fav mirror selfies of the year

Taking a break!

Haven't posted in a while

Wish I had a thong tan line but I don't have the guts to go tanning in a thong

Fuck off with your AI art. Learn to draw.

31 laps around the sun.

Awfully tempting to buy

PLEASE RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

I've been working it out with my therapist but until we fully sort it out this is what I am

I'm gonna take a nap on this rainy Sunday afternoon and I am manifesting the most explicit, raunchy, godless sex dream spit roast starring me, Andrew Garfield, and Pedro Pascal GOOD NIGHT.

I'm complaining to a void but why hasn't anyone done Fran Lebowitz for snatch game? The look is easy to replicate, the voice and cadence is distinct, and there are so many quips and rants to quote.

a cartoon of a woman with blue hair covering her face ALT: a cartoon of a woman with blue hair covering her face

Ashamed to admit it but katseye's gnarly is growing on me....

How long can you wear a butt plug? Asking for a friend.

White speedos in the wrong size looks like diapers

I need to fight the Chinese astrologers cuz 2025 has sucked so far

Sometimes I wish I were a bisexual girl with two boyfriends who are also boyfriends.

If telephone part 2 happens WITH BEYONCE I will post hole and pole

I need to know how people are posting bare ass on IG cuz mine keeps getting striked down???