I'm gonna win an Oscar for the screenplay of The Greenbook but it's about white people unsure where to get food in MN. I'm also casting myself as a character who is is always holding shopping bags and shouting, "Glad I'm not white or I couldn't buy this!" There is so much brand placement.
I am SoUp for this McHoagie, though!
With SoUp
I haven't fingal'd or bobbled a dongle
Facebook algorithm really pushing AI girlfriend ads to me lately.
I swear I'm not THAT thirsty!
Profile with quote "I barely drink and I know almost nothing"
I decided to update the profile
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, which is weird because I miss 100% of the shots I do take. So it's like I'm missing 200% of the shots I both do and don't take. I think. I'm tired.
Cone Brothers Ice Cream shop
Richfield, Minnesota!
Suggested flavors:
Blood Orange Simple
Raisin Arizona
Fudgesucker Proxy
A Serious Mango
Yet another Guitar Center with no double-neck microtonal guitar/bass combos. Starting to think I'm never going to get that Angine de Poitrine cover band off the ground 😞
There's no shortage of bad news out there right now, so here's something good: new music from Kelela
youtu.be/U2IpeDPmjFo
Everything Zen?
In THIS economy?
I don't think so.
I miss the egg
c*mtrails ..?
sorry
well let's hope you don't get taken out at all! Glad you're ~okay, but still sorry you got hurt at all
The real-life Project Hail Mary is keeping our goo-brained president away from the nuclear button.
oh shit, I'm sorry -- you doing okay?
Artemis from Hades II
The whole time I was thinking that this was Artemis II 😞
Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink
![Comic. [Sign above four people. A person sits at a desk working on a laptop. A person with ponytail is talking to person with white hat. A person with short hair walks away.] SIGN: It has been [-0.00000000000000044] days since our last floating point error](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifrf3ayk2vpoka4s35aamdjbub5fcd62ou5zihkzfcj4neth3v27i)
Comic. [Sign above four people. A person sits at a desk working on a laptop. A person with ponytail is talking to person with white hat. A person with short hair walks away.] SIGN: It has been [-0.00000000000000044] days since our last floating point error
Day Counter
xkcd.com/3228/
The thing about there needing to be a path of redemption for people who have been “canceled” is: there already is a path to redemption and it’s called “redeeming yourself.” The path is open! No one is blocking that! You just have to do it!
I'm a log
I'm a log
I'm a midnight log
I sure don't want to hurt no one
HE* IS RISEN
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*gas prices, am I right?
youth pastor voice you know who else took lethal damage but respawned back in for the love of the game
Protect her at all costs
UNTAG ME, I WANT OUT!
Since I didn't see anyone mention them:
Pachinko is excellent
Little America is great
