LEAF BLOWER MAN Hobby? Obsession? Listen to him all day and try to figure it out!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

if you or me ever found alien technology crashed to earth in a field, our attempts to use it would look like this video of my chicken pecking my phone

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

incredible work here. really looking forward to this

PLUNDER HONNERS
PUUNDER HUNNERS
PUMA NENNU
Г1ШИДИ ЛРИИ ИЕИЯЛ

we'd like you to think of the surveillance state as less of a prison panopticon and more of a photo album assembled by a guy who hides in your house

business doula: keep emailing!

remember when there were websites? no, kinda, not rly

remember?

They’ve been holding these charity events for 40 years and yet they still haven’t found a cure for wrestlemania. I’m starting to think the whole thing is a scam

happy birthday to you and quick healing to her!!!

if you've grown specialty/novelty peppers before you'll do fine, i'm sure! these guys are just all over the place compared to the other peppers i have growing in the tent

fruiting buena mulata pepper plants in my indoor garden

these Buena Mulata peppers are a little difficult to grow (selecting for purple flowers and fruit makes them less hardy) but are the perfect choice for a gardener who likes to constantly fret over their pepper leaves falling off 🌱

YOU may feel free but every day is a sentence in MUSCLE PRISON for your skeleton

dream job

ya gotta have a website

It's six-thirty a.m. on February 24, 2031! Do you want McEggs today? Snooze. McEggs it is! We've billed you $19.29. No. Snooze. Two McEggs it is! We've billed you $38.58.

snooze

hell yeah

this whole album was incredible

a chicken is a lady in your yard who turns weeds into chicken eggs

i have literally "doodled for 8k a year" for multiple years, it was a great time in my life

i was making fun of the screenshot

learning things trains you to learn things, solving problems trains you to solve problems. those aren't things you learn once, they are skills you maintain all your life. they build persistence, self-discipline, and confidence. things the ruling class do not want you, their chosen enemy, to have.

art is more important than retirement for artists. i'll never retire. i will however make art until i die. i can't imagine loving money. money is the wire mother

grandma's original clostridium butyricum

cultivating some clostridium butyricum bacteria for foodie purposes 🌱

Baby born at Miami International Airport given extremely appropriate name (MIAMI, Florida) The baby, born June 20, was named Unincorporated Area In Miami-Dade County.

life is beautiful

oh no, i'm glad you were able to call for help! hope everything goes well

We, the board, find this resolution to be lit and fam. Furthermore, it is on fleek. Wait, Barb... You can’t say any of that slang. They’ll say you’re unc. And chopped.

wait!

it is your job as one of the leaders of your body to smoke weed because your cells are too small to smoke weed on their own. you have to watch rap videos afterwards for the same reason

lmao

Hey fire bombers, wrong data center!