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Posts by ImpSassy🔞

This. This right fucking here. When you mask this shit for so fucking long, the universe itself is like "Okay, this is ridiculous. I'm shrinking the closet. Either get out or die in there."

I've effectively been forced out and it's so goddamned scary, as much as it is freeing.

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bug honse best honse

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There's a deeply surreal feeling when you meet someone who explicitly enjoys being "bullied" for something, i.e. dick size. My limited experience with the subject has been nothing but positive.

Even still, it's not something I enjoy doing unless I am 100% sure it's desired. I like being kind.

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The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

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Need to squish him.

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I was more just platforming off the post, not criticizing you specifically. Ignore my dumb.

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Could it potentially be because we've been conditioned to be excessively critical of things that have no business being scrutinized to such a degree? Could it be because in the past, things were allowed to just be average-but-flawed and still be considered viably entertaining?

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Keep freaking your cringe is infectious and gives me oxygen in this cold dank world.

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Happy 4/4 y'all

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Any customers I owe money or work will receive a 50% discount on every commissionnuntil paid back, or a free compensatory piece instead to waive the debt. Though these must be done within the 5-comm limit.

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Once I arrive home from TFF, I will be working on reopening commissions. The new system will have a five-person limit, and commissions will be streamed over Discord if possible. Additionally, 50% of all commission income will be contributed towards paying off failed commission debt.

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That's the face Eris made while laughing in Billy & Mandy

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I bit off way more than I could chew, then set a restriction of 5 comms at a time, then wound up needing to open more for an emergency, and now I'm not doing them at all rn. Pace yourself.
Start with 1, then move up to 2, then 3, and keep going until you hit a performance wall, then dial it back.

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God this is hot.

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if you wanna screw with one, you gotta screw with BOTH 🍆🍆🍆

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I had a sudden and fierce hankering for Jacinthe 💙🤍❤️

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saw this on tumblr and it's literally so true woah

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They SHINE like our SOULS because they're FREE.

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THIS DOES NOT HAVE TO BE 'AGO'

THIS IS ME NOW

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You have this way of speaking that makes me want to obey, but I dunno, is there a serviceable substitute for putting cigarettes out on your skin?

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Okay so like, ballbusting, not my thing, but ball -pulling- THAT is something that does weird electrical things to my brain's happy spot.

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ok it's at 1.2K, I can like it now.

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Yo so like you guys know how parasaurs have hollow crests and scientists believe they were used to make horn noises? Okay like do you think if they existed today and were people, they'd use those horns to whistle at sexy passersby?

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shit i wanna like this but at the time of writing it's lucky 7s

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Ayo hold still, I lost my car keys again. 🤜

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RT if $3000 would literally change your life

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Absolutely devastated to have to deliver this news.

I have loved working at BuzzFeed so much but I have to stand up for what I believe in.

Please DO NOT send hate to anyone!

If anything changes regarding this, I will let you know.

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I really appreciate this. I sometimes feel a little aimless when I work on my process. Seeing some of my favourites at work really helps put things into perspective.

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Process 🖌️

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I think HR might have some complaints...

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