make him eat some strawberries out your pussy

“You can't be pitiful and powerful at the same time.”

I can’t wait to hit the gym tn. I’m dying to fr

Being an out of sight out of mind person sucks because people will think I don’t really fuck with them when in reality I really love you I’m just… really in my own world and I’m sorry 😞💔

Good sex is like a drug 😭😭😭
It’s a stress reliever , a work out , and can be addicting especially if it’s with the same person who actually cares to know your body

Omg 😭😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

When the aliens start giving us powers, imma be a villain 😈🤣🤣

Sad but true.

Oh he think he Mr Bitches

I love you for YOU. Never wanted anything from you but the same love back

🔥🔥🔥

The new “SOLAR FLEX” collection is now available for pre-order online! Be sure to get yours early and enjoy an exclusive 10% off on all pre-orders. Don’t miss out—shop now!

datstuffclothing.myshopify.com

Damn

You do so many splits that yo pants might rip 😤

All my jokes "go too far" because why you joking with me? This must be what you wanted, no?

I've had 37 years on this earth to learn stuff. To grow. To remember past mistakes and work toward not repeating them. 37 years to work on impulse control and thinking through potential consequences.

And yet I shove this too-hot pizza in mouth w/o waiting, choosing blisters over common sense.

“Hey pal. You blown in from stupid town?”

Where’s Superman when you need him most?

@marklouise2.bsky.social Bro you didn’t even TRY 😭😭 reported

accurate 😮‍💨

Goodnight!

Apparently when I say “dead homies” Jesus can’t be the homie I’m referring to.

All about the tone 😭😂