Just had a nap, has he gone yet?

It's so much calmer here than twitter. I literally feel like the world is ending on twitter

The way I have spitting hatred towards the Americans amazes me

That scene of the Welsh BBC correspondent being the only person interviewing Caerphilly's new Plaid AM while the rest of the media interviewed Reform's loser in the background was far too on the nose.

A reform loss and a plaid breakthrough in Welsh Wales?

Fine I'll go back to the hellsite

And yet after x years of marriage you haven't sat him down to watch Jennifer Saunders rendition of holding out for a hero? I think you're the problem here

Amazing idea for kitbashers.

They should do one of those for arms and backpacks too.

I mean I yap enough on the hellsite

Feel like I should be posting more on here. The people yearn to hear my thoughts

I love her

The way I can't seem to shift weight this year is low-key distressing me

Gay powers restored

Lab lab lab lab lab

Do you guys know the other app is imploding rn

Omg my housemates did that as well... And they were all medics too

UoM makes UoB look like fucking amateurs I can't lie

Not me going to 3 of the top 5 unis 🫠

Rip queen

Honestly fuck that man and his swasticars.

25th amendment him

This isn’t Munich, this is Molotov-Ribbentrop.

I love las vegas

the titanic sank because jack and rose had premarital sex

Oh!

Ok abracadabra is a certified banger

Had a dream that I thought I was 35 and started to freak out and had to do maths to reassure myself that i am infact 28

Exactly!