cacaw-ing and awooo-ing tonight

Who says first round games are boring

Good hoops today

Jamal murray throws heat pack onto floor during game 2

I can't believe Jamal Murray showed poor judgement in a Game 2

The fan behind coach Finch understands it.

does it drive denver fans fucking crazy that they have one of the best guys of all time in his prime and the front office seems content with being a third round exit every playoffs

Naz Reid

Free throw lane or three second area or painted area or shaded lane or lane or key

Not sure if this part of the court has enough fucking names

Is Scal announcing this. Didn't know he did non-Celtics games

A picture of Bruce, a green parrot, missing his upper beak. Photo by Alex Grabham

Bruce is a New Zealand parrot missing his top beak. It’s a serious disability, but he has managed to become the alpha of his group, through creativity. Here’s my story about Bruce and the mostly mysterious natural history of disability. Gift link: nyti.ms/4cwVGT5

hey guys - i'm in a pretty dire housing situation right now. i have to move at the end of the month (lease expires) but prior plans w/ people completely fell apart & i'm back to square one. i'm looking for a room in Brooklyn, trans friendly, 1100 a month max, not a temporary sublet. plz let me know.

I just believe it's fun that Wemby seems to be fulfilling everyone's expectations. Becoming the global superstar that was promised. I think that's neat-o

I am not watching Twolves because my roommate needs the TV for his acting class. Hearing the Wolves might be experiencing some difficulties

"Give the ball to Jalen"
"But Mr. Brunson, KAT is getting good looks from-"
"Do you need me to repeat myself"

4/20 does feel like a good date to get smoked

Do you think the other Knicks are annoyed at Jalen Brunson's dad being part of the coaching staff. Must be a strange dynamic

My roommate: does not care about basketball, like at all
Also my roommate: EXTREMELY EXCITED to see Sam Morril in the background of the post-game CJ McCollum interview. As psyched as I've seen him

[banging clipboard] HAWKS HAWKS HAWKS

First!

JRR Tolkien wrote The Lord of the Rings as a side project while brainstorming a list of cool names for defense contractors

Watching old Siskel and Ebert videos and man. Robin Williams had a worst-movie-of-the-year every year for years. He really stayed working

Hans Moleman saying “I was saying boo-urns”

I’m extremely upset by the underperformance of the Pelicans

(Menacingly) Man, it’s a hot one
(Faintly) Like seven inches from the midday bun

This gives me an idea for reviving the Land Before Time franchise

Every kids movie from Harry Potter to Minions getting so many sequels that they become about Hitler is such a funny reflection of the times. Like yes, that is what is sort of happening everywhere right now, isn't it

Working at the Hollywood slow-down-a-pop-song-until-it's-scary factory. Our bosses come in every week and listen to all the songs we've slowed down. The scariest ones go in the trailers. The ones that aren't very scary get turned into hot dogs

happy 420 lol🍃

I don't even follow baseball, man

It's so funny how much I have to hear about the Mets being bad. Need to slipstream into the universe where New Orleans is the center of the media world and everyone is extremely upset by the underperformance of the Pelicans

Figured I’d wade into the airport discourse I’m seeing on Bluesky today; Airports are where planes depart from. However, they are also where planes arrive. So it’s important to consider both of these things