Me too!

🚨BREAKING: NASA admits moon is actually a hologram run by raccoons in lab coats. 🦝🌕
I don't care. Release the Epstein files.

I’m going to say something important so listen up. You’re gonna say this is crazy but if you want the best possible egg salad sandwich…order mayo on it. I know. I KNOW! There is already mayo in egg salad! BUT it is the Key to the best egg salad sandwich. A little new, smooth mayo on the bread.

It's not political to think people shouldn't be starved to death.

a cartoon of a cat sitting on a bar stool in front of a conveyor belt with cakes on it ALT: a cartoon of a cat sitting on a bar stool in front of a conveyor belt with cakes on it

*sends you some sushi*

Avocado and Jalapeño maki rolls 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

I don’t know when I became a “morning person”, but I like her

100% truth. I would rather be out on a lake or river any day

The sea is calling me 🛥️ but lakes are more my speed

Booked an orthodontist appointment because clearly, I haven’t spent enough money on being alive lately

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Russia closes Polish Consulate General in Kaliningrad Russia has decided to revoke its consent for the operation of the Polish Consulate General in Kaliningrad.

Russia closes Polish Consulate General in Kaliningrad

Russia has decided to revoke its consent for the operation of the Polish Consulate General in Kaliningrad

Sign of what is to come 🤔

www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/202...

Thank you 💙💙💙

P S A

Has anyone tried unplugging the USA for 30 seconds then powering back up

!!! 🏴‍☠️

I want a boat 🛥️

Eau de maga- with notes of Marlboro and hatred

💯 felt this

The air is so heavy, I hate it