But have you even eaten your first?

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

I've been eating a few fruit in the morning in lieu of the usual hearty breakfast and my gut has never been more thankful

No one's on Twitter anymore :/

Chat is Twitter really dead

Wrote 70-80% of a personal essay and told myself I wouldn't do research on top of it so I wouldn't get writer's block, but now of course I'm in research hell learning abt modern psychological theories 😭

Cardi B shares new tweets:

“Shut the f*** up. Go to dinner ,go shopping, go to the park …Get off the internet…ENOUGH!!”

Plssss let us know your thoughts

He's so needy I love him

He says "EH" back (he doesn't know how to meow)

I think ppl got way too caught up thinking of it as a whodunit rather than a whydunit anyway. And the real appeal is in the performances and the script more than the overall plot imo

No one's gonna tell you saltburn but to me it's the obvious choice (for next time)

Boy smells? I sure hope he does!

Garfield says thankies!

Gay Christian men are just somehow the most Christian out of all of them and it really leaps out in their songs

Right like this one had me gagged!

Maximizing our joint slay yup!

An orange cat lying on a bed cuddling with my arm

Bonus: he's cuddling with my arm now

And did

Since y'all were invested:

Just took 12 selfies w my cat btw

Glad you asked: he sounds good and I like him. Hope this helps!

He Just Gets Me

You know I'm a real Sufyearner bc I listened to all 4 hours of Sufjan's Christmas music discography

John Brosio, Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013)

Damn they're really like obsessed with you or something...

Someone just said they haven't seen me post anything about my career (recently)... like HELLO were you keeping track? 😭

Is now a safe time to say I've always had a crush on Luigi

a cartoon character with a mushroom on his head Alt: Luigi Smash victory animation, where he does finger guns

Oh, so that’s why he does that

What the hell, sure