Pleased to announce that @dannykelly.bsky.social and I will be headlining ALL future events.

Better than drawing an overcooked Wellington.

Don’t do wine, sorry mate. Hard liquor or FUCK OFF.

I look like that dead angry hanger on at clubs when you’re 19, that’s raging someone won’t play Cotton Eyed Joe. ‘But it’s my friends birthday’

Shit riviera

Mick Jarmain looks like my hostage. Gives Neil a break, I guess.

It’s a great on of me. Thanks.

I am RELIVING IT.

@acidgrandads.bsky.social @jarmain-etc.bsky.social @dannykelly.bsky.social Sunday soundtrack.

Made a banoffee pie for dessert last night? Was left out overnight…. Ate some for breakfast this morning. Regrets? Zero.

I hate it here.

Is this how I learn you’re cheating on me?

Richard’s dog walker was getting the good boy poses today.

Fuck knows. But it would be my absolute worst nightmare job. One hint of one kicking out in a tantrum or shouting at me and I’d flip my shit, not try and win them over.

I watched Educating Yorkshire and I have no idea how teachers do it. I’d be in jail for punching one of the wee fucks. I don’t know how anyone has the patience for it.

I hoofed through it in no time. That and In Flight. Easy viewing.

I’m interested to see how that goes in terms of charges….

I’m a massive advocate for do absolutely anything that makes you happy and feel better about yourself.

It’s incredible and he’s delighted.

Noooo. My friend had one and it’s absolutely fucking incredible the results. Modern medicine is unbelievable

Wasabi and ginger, waiter.

Did you know you’re awake for a hair transplant and it looks like tuna tartare? Cos I’m not ok with this.

Top.

Same. Last time we were replaying in the house and Neil was like ‘it’s Prince’ I’m arguing‘it’s fucking not I would know it’ and here I am - incredibly wrong. Still can’t get that mix on music app though.

Same.

You absolute doll! Thanks!

Coming to that time on a Sunday when I’ve looked at my diary for the week and start counting up my bank accounts to see how long I could live for if I just quit my job instead?

I know you told me it - but please can you drop me the prince track that I keep going on about but don’t know & keep forgetting?

The one off of Graham Ave was unreal!!! I didn’t know they had a few. Their everything bagel was like crack. The iced coffee may as well have been laced with cocaine - and I was here for it on Monday mornings.

Also realised it was Bread Brothers the name of my place! I always get that wrong. It was absolutely brilliant lunch scran!