LOLOLOL SWEPT #Astros

It’s almost as if we don’t live in the most gerrymandered state in the country, run by an endless parade of Trump cronies. But hey, we live in Texas so fuck us right?

You are yet another reason why the Democratic Party needs new leadership. Instead of the ever present fascist end of this country, you sit and have purity arguments. Fuck off.

Left is Oliver (aka Ollie) and Right is Astro.

That looks pretty damned close to an opening day lineup

Kneecaps, babies, whatever it takes

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A fake TV Breaking News headline which reads: Shots fired at Nakatomi Plaza

Have a marvellous Christmas, Bluesky folks!🎄

Thoughts & prayers with those caught up in an unfolding situation in LA.

this rules

@koree.mastodon.ameth.org.ap.brid.gy yo where’s my follow back

The audio kept degrading on the old video so I had to cut a new one 😭. Best start in franchise history though LETS GOOOOO @Detroit Lions #Lions #nfl #detroitlions TikTok video by allphilla

YOU KNOW THE LIONS WON AGAIN #OnePride

Yes it’s embarrassing. That’s why I do it!

Decker and Monty back out there. We’ll be ok!

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#onepride baby

Gameday! #Onepride

Nuff said. #onepride

One of the things I missed most about shitter was you Archbishop. Glad to see you here.

So when are we gonna get that beer Schwabby? Gotta talk AMA

They’re really not trying to keep him are they

Is it north of $120 mil? I gotta imagine at 6 years it’s gonna be around 180

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I have been ankles to eyeballs in spreadsheets for the last 8 days. Someone please send help

HOODIE WEATHER!!!

Wait, Alex Bregman reportedly wants how much in free agency!? MLB super-agent Scott Boras is firing up his usual offseason playbook. Will Jim Crane pay up?

Me too Alex. Me too.

I love Lacey Chabert. My wife loves bad Christmas movies. It was awful, but I still enjoyed it.

And I am envious of anyone who gets to listen to it for the first time.

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Work, kids, Lions, Succession, off-season baseball, Xmas decorations. Welcome to Phil’s November.

Yeah by all means! I avoid astros discord now because of work all consuming my life and reddit is a cesspool (but still obligatory), so a fresh change is welcomed

PERFECT! Thank you!