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This is what happens when you listen to the antivaxers and don’t get your 5G shot

The ska band the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Ten men in matching outfits standing in an alley, some of them holding instruments

Making 10 separate biopic films about each member of The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

reskeet with a meme that’s just a little bit too on the nose

Signs in a convention hall pointing to four different conventions happening in different rooms in the same hall. Signs include: Animaga [anime and manga]: Door 10 Sexpo: Door 8 Crypto Convention: Door 4 Mind and Body Spirit Festival: Door 1

You know it smell crazy in there

search your camera roll for “art”

Tweet from Elon musk in a reply to a tweet about “DINKs” (adults who choose not to have children) “There is an awful morality to those who deliberately have no kids: they are effectively demanding that other people's kids take care of them in their old age. That's messed up.”

Bro still thinks any of his 11+ children will still talk to him once they grow up

Scene from the 1971 film, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, of a Paraguayan newscaster announcing that multi-millionaire Alberto Minoletta found the fifth and final Golden ticket, which it was later revealed to be counterfeit. The photo used in the scene was actually of real-life wanted Nazi henchman and war criminal, Martin Bormann.

The man responsible:

Don’t worry, I’m sure the next ambassador to Bolivia will just be three Teslas in a trench coat

The Nips - Gabrielle The Nips classic single Gabrielle.

Everyone is gonna share Pogues videos, and I get why, but let’s also have a look at Baby Shane. m.youtube.com/watch?v=4bDD...

That person is the worst. I got into it with them about their Reddit-brain atheism months ago. Honestly surprised they’re still here

Neelix turkey

What a coincidence, I’m a suck survivor and I 9/11

The guy in her backpack just looks so pleased with himself

Black and white photo of a reenactment of JFK’s assassination showing JFK’s body slumped over in the backseat while Jackie Kennedy climbs out over the rear of the car. A solid green line is drawn over JFK and a dashed green line over Jackie to show the angles that they are leaning, in a parody of those Twitter posts by Rivelino claiming that men who lean in toward women aren’t masculine enough

Three panel meme:: 1st panel: “never ask a woman her age” next to a clip art image of a woman 2nd panel: “a man his salary” next to a clip art image of a man 3rd panel: “or George HW Bush what he was doing on November 22, 1963” next to an image of Bush’s head

I meant the explosives were set off at a border checkpoint

And how is it an “open border” when the explosives were found at a border checkpoint?

cia agent waking up on nov22, 1963 -- "today's the day"! (finding nemo starfish)

Black and white photo of a reenactment of JFK’s assassination showing JFK’s body slumped over in the backseat while Jackie Kennedy climbs out over the rear of the car. A solid green line is drawn over JFK and a dashed green line over Jackie to show the angles that they are leaning, in a parody of those Twitter posts by Rivelino claiming that men who lean in toward women aren’t masculine enough

JFK riding in Barbie's car. it's a convertible. i think the rest explains itself

John F. Ken

Three panel meme:: 1st panel: “never ask a woman her age” next to a clip art image of a woman 2nd panel: “a man his salary” next to a clip art image of a man 3rd panel: “or George HW Bush what he was doing on November 22, 1963” next to an image of Bush’s head

Either that or develop some really weird algorithms

Local news headline with a photo of a Taco Bell sign: “Raunchy, alcohol-fueled Taco Bell party included open sex, lawsuit claims”

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