Good luck! Sleep schedule changes suck. Ugh.

Remember, kids, if Santa asks you whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, you should always say, “Am I being detained?”

How fun! Great photo shoot backdrops. 🎄

I’m sorry.

I haven’t overhead-binned a roll-on in decades. Y’all crazy.

Can we merge Texas back to Mexico? Our bad.

So talented!

8.9% - The effective tax rate of undocumented immigrants in Oklahoma, compared to the wealthiest 1% of Oklahomans who have an effective tax rate of 6.4%. [Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy]

Gov. Stitt has to come up with something to fill that budget hole if deportations occur under Trump.

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The skating rink in downtown Tulsa is open for all those who hate their ankles 😂🎄

Thought I could go to bed tonight with a new @smartless.bsky.social podcast. Just three more men disappointing me. 😭😭😭

Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1,000 a month. A year later, nearly half of participants said they had housing. Participants in Denver's basic-income program reported having more-secure housing, though results were similar in the trial and control groups.

Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1k/month. A year later, nearly half had housing.

They also had fewer ER visits, nights spent in a hospital, and jail stays.

The report estimates that this reduction in public service use SAVED the city $589k.
www.businessinsider.com/denver-basic...

Who tf is in charge of snacks around here anyway? This sucks.

Throw them a wind break, straw and non-iced water, gurl.

I am most with my people when I’m in a Waffle House.

Lord, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others

Please help us welcome Oklahoma House Representative Melissa Provenzano
(@proven4oklahoma.bsky.social) to Bluesky! 🎉🎊

Representative Provenzano represents House District 79 (including parts of Central and South Tulsa).

To celebrate, we've added her to our starter pack & list! #OklahomaBlueDot 🔵

I’m going to need to read the specific passage in the US Constitution. Because orange guy is not a sitting president. He’s president-elect. There’s still time. 🤬🤬

Literally standing between the dumpsters for a wind break. Don’t let the sun fool you. Ya girl did not dress appropriately for an alley visit. Brrrrrrrr.

Delightful

1980s Fisher Price plastic record player with 4 colourful plastic records.

And they were all bangers.
#GenX

Hey @okbish.bsky.social have you met Trout?

Still true…

💯 strategy

Been preaching this for years. lol I’m not new to the judicial system. 😂

I just do that sometimes 😂😂💀

Perfect use of gif btw

I am food coma right now. Worth it.

I’m in my happy place! lol

Oh I order two, crispy

Waffle House what’s up!