Manly men don't need no stinking vaccines. We beat the flu to death with our fists. Then we pee on it. Then it's Miller time! Yahoo!

How about this?

My hottest, most scorching airport take is:

arrive as early as you want, no one can task you when you’re there. Responsibility doesn’t exist.

Oh, there’s an ask from work? WiFi is down. You’re boarding. You’re disembarking.

Airport is suspended animation. There are no rules, you survive / enjoy.

We call it the Easy Money.

This sort of nonsense is why I stopped caring about Avengers films. They’re supposed to be fun, not require full-time work doing the exegesis.

Repost with your first crush.*

*Probably

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Tbh End Game as a film made little sense unless you'd seen every movie and TV series that led up to it. Great for Marvel's revenues and hardcore fans – a slog for everyone else.

In any case, retconning it to link it directly to the next phase is an unhelpful and unnecessary cash grab. Hard pass. 🙅‍♂️

Further addendum: I understand MCU's goal is to mirror the print comics' model of a large-scale interconnected universe, and I'll be the first to admit they did it well. But they've also done it at the cost of the films being increasingly unable to stand on their own. ==>

Jim Morrison faked his death, took a decade off, reinvented himself and returned to music under the name Hank Williams Jr.

Lake Pontchartrain sunset, New Orleans

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars

• It will be turned into a parody site of itself

• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families

“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"

(via Variety)

“Every program that carries the president’s name sends a message that the benefits of government flow from him personally. Not from Congress, or the Constitution, or our collective project of self-governance.”

I knew Alysa Liu and her father was surveilled by the Chinese government, but the whole story behind it was so much wilder than I could imagine

And somehow Eric Adams got involved too lol

Counterpoint: no it isn't.

Addendum: If your new movie can't be understood on its own merits, your new movie is broken.

Federal Judge Vacates Kennedy Declaration, Permanently Blocks Trump's Trans Youth Care Hospital Threats The judgment overturns the Kennedy Declaration which has been used to force 40 hospitals to drop trans youth care.

Federal Judge Vacates Kennedy Declaration, Permanently Blocks Trump's Trans Youth Care Hospital Threats • The judgment overturns the Kennedy Declaration which has been used to force 40 hospitals to drop trans youth care.

at least back in the USSR the government had the decency to stealthily plant listening devices in your walls. now i gotta purchase my own device?

It’s 2026 and this still looks like the future.

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

Meanwhile, this is still a thing.

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others…But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray…Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. Matt 6:5-6

Clearly they're desperate to show evangelical MAGA he's really one of them and the Trump Jesus pic was an honest mistake.

What's worse is that it might actually work.

Presidential Message Commemorating 250 Years of the Bible in America This week, I send my best wishes to every citizen gathered at the Museum of the Bible, on the National Mall, and all across our country participating in

🧵 White House issued a Christian nationalist proclamation:

"Together, we will honor Holy Scripture, renew our faith, usher in a historic resurgence of religion on American shores, and rededicate the United States as one Nation under God."

Why is this dangerous?

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China sex toy makers cautiously embrace AI wave Erotic chatbots, video-synced and voice-activated devices mesmerised visitors at a sex toy expo in Shanghai this weekend, as China's adult product firms join the global AI craze.

So long as Chinese sex dolls and pornbots adhere to core socialist values, I'm sure it will be fine.

These are going to come for the left too. They financially motivated — Macedonian teenager type stuff for the AI era. Scammers profiting off of easily enraged people. MAGA may be more susceptible to ragebait but worth understanding what’s going to happen in 2026 and 2028.

This could be the US except the country is run by people who think solar power doesn't work when it's cloudy.

Lee Marvin staring down at us from Heaven

Good morning and remember that Lee Marvin is in Heaven judging you. All that stupid shit you do? Knock it off or do it bigger, louder, and weirder.

Pope on plane to Angola: "A certain narrative has taken hold—one that is not entirely accurate-due to the political situation that arose when, on the first day of the trip, the President of the United States made certain statements regarding me.... Much of what has been written since then is nothing more than commentary upon commentary, in an attempt to interpret what was said. An example is the important address delivered at the Prayer Meeting for Peace on April 16. That speech had been prepared two weeks earlier—well before the President commented on me and on the message of peace I am promoting. And yet, it was interpreted as if I were attempting to engage in a renewed debate with the President —something that is not in my interest at all."

huge portions of media think they’re the refs in a Vatican VS White House MMA fight and they’re delusional. this is a one-sided beef where the Pope says something sensible like “war is bad” or “we should not bomb schoolchildren” and all the hit dogs on Capitol Hill and Fox News lose their marbles.