You want me to post on this social media app too? In this economy?

sonic adventure 2 splash screen that reads: "I'm Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog! Some military troops suddenly showed up saying they were looking for me. Looks like they might be taking me for a ride somewhere!"

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Are you in the military?

Remember: your oath is to the constitution, and to follow legal orders only!

It has become clear that the President may try to deploy you to unlawfully oppress your friends and neighbors.

Remember your oath, and defend your integrity!

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Updated poster for our 2/8 show down in Deerfield Beach just dropped

In case you're not an aging punk and are unfamiliar with the reference, the song goes, "Nazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks, FUCK OFF"

A picture of Pluto with the phrase “There was no Autism before 1930” on top and “Pluto wasn’t discovered until 1930” below Pluto, and finally it sarcastically reads at the very bottom “Pluto causes Autism”. A very obvious criticism of how folks arrive at ridiculously false conclusions based on impartial truths and/or outright fallacies.

I’m super excited to have this type of pseudo circular logic applied to the Department of Health & Human Services.

Things I assume make sense when you are 80: "Make sure you turn off the light when you leave the room but don't turn off the three tv's blasting in every other empty room"

Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.

I must say this as clearly as possible: if you have, in the last ten years, thought "I just don't get tech" or that you're "getting old" or "you're not technical," you are the victim - so much of the tech industry is now oriented around making you do stuff rather than doing stuff for you.

Yeah, about that Bruno
I really need to know about Bruno
Give me the truth and the whole truth, Bruno

Everyone knows bassists can't read

Just a friendly reminder in the run up to this Thanksgiving holiday; if you see someone stealing food, no. you. didn’t.

Ah yes, another video resolution for me to deal with. Click for full resolution!

Playing Florida Underground Fest early next month. Turns out it's not literally underground. My bad

Another bunch of dudes playing punk music. It's cool I swear.