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Posts by Dr. Random J. Gopher

One by one, convicted criminal Donald Trump is paying off his co-conspirators.

With our money.

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I dig the outfit!

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Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. 
First frame: 
Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" 
Right side of  frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." 
Second frame: 
The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak.
The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

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None of your pics have shown for me. Might be a me thing.

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Not to mention "Not hardly."

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I think, often, it's the fear of being left behind. "If they're doing it, we have to as well or we'll be at a disadvantage."

3 days ago 27 2 3 0

Huh. I...I feel so foolish.

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🤨🤨

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The Pitt: Nightcrawlers is looking like a great idea right now! #thepitt

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Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

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You are gonna be fine! Deep breathely.

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Same NASA image of solar eclipse viewed from Artemis II with Saturn, Mars, Venus and other stars identified.

Same NASA image of solar eclipse viewed from Artemis II with Saturn, Mars, Venus and other stars identified.

Some stars/planets identified

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Snake Plissken saying “Get a new president”

Snake Plissken saying “Get a new president”

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Underrated joke.

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There are rumors that Trump is at Walter Reed Hospital. That’s not true. He’s at Trump Walter Reed Hospital.

2 weeks ago 1063 141 37 5

And we all miss Larry. Her delightful grin; her funny walk; the unhinged screech.

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One of them is Wright's body. But, we don't get to know which one.

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Next, the "Moon Bridge." It's an actual bridge. To the moon. He just needs a little government money to start...and some investors...

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A store display of three crosses made out of 12-packs of Mr. Pibb on a hill of 12-packs and 2-liter bottles of Coke. There’s a purple cloth draped over the middle cross.

A store display of three crosses made out of 12-packs of Mr. Pibb on a hill of 12-packs and 2-liter bottles of Coke. There’s a purple cloth draped over the middle cross.

And he bearing his cross went forth into a place called the place of a skull, which is called in the Hebrew Golgotha:

Where they crucified him, and two other with him, on either side one, and Jesus in the midst.

2 years ago 120 33 13 9

Unfortunately, she mixed up black widows and had let all the rest of her body hair grow, even putting Rogain in some areas. It took months to remedy.

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This is why I unapologetically tell the economics students to change their major to something respectable.

1 month ago 1204 536 33 49

I don't think that'll fit in the prison...

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And make sure to record your claim number when you submit. Print the screen as a .pdf.

Not everyone is getting the confirmation email.

3 weeks ago 94 64 1 0
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Headed out to a No Kings protest today? Know your rights before you go and share with your friends and family attending!

3 weeks ago 278 163 6 11
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That's partly why we're insolvent.

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"As you know, golden idols are very big with me and in my faith. Here's one now!"

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Shitty refs in the Florida/Iowa game. Iowa getting thumped and no calls.

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This is dope as fuck!

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I'm so glad!

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