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Gays and their hs English teachers:

good morning

This is who you are asking to return to corporate America tomorrow after 9 days I don’t even remember my password tbh.

It’s so fun! My only issue is the food haha

Happy birthday!!!

Too niche?

It’s me Stacy Kennison

This weeks episode was so good!

You are so cunt! (Extremely complimentary)

Literally have been ready for bed since I woke up.

Sunday scaries are already starting 🤮

Meteorologists during tornado warnings

good evening el gee be teas

have you ever wondered as far as when deciding so long that?

It is the way

Old Appalachian baby names from Appalachian cemeteries.

(IG: appalachian_bluebird)

Oh hell yes!

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta:

Mike's HARD Soy Sauce

couch nap time! 😴

the director yelled “give us choreo and kill that guy” but Adéla heard “serve cunt and end KATSEYE” and ended up doing all of it anyway.

Who’s horny?

Exactly! One time I did a 5k with this just on constant repeat

QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood

i'm pretty sure this is the literal nightmare of every suburban republican

blowing oomf’s butthole like he’s a nintendo cartridge

National Send Nudes Day?
Let’s celebrate 😘

also me at g spa in rio tbh

Who would play her?

Need to blast through these errands so I can lay down