i love that our opposition party posts like the reply guy who isn't quite funny enough to follow back yet

there it is ily bsky

this guy gets it

I can't believe it's 2025 and the Superglue user experience is still like this.

remember when that big boat got stuck

no one has won video games as much as guitar hero fans have. it seemed like it was over but they now exist in the exact window of popularity where there's a thriving subculture around free games with endless community charts but not so popular that activision are making an awful live service

it looks a little embarrassed

Telo’s electric MT1 mini-truck gets a new preproduction prototype Telo has received “over 5,000” preorders.

Telo’s electric MT1 mini-truck gets a new preproduction prototype

ME (50): The wormhole is closing, I have to leave 1987 and go back to 2025 now. Just know this: it's gonna get better. There will still be hard times but you’ll get through it and-

ME (13): Uh huh yeah, cool. Hey, about that 24/7 access to on-demand pornography…roughly what year does that start?

do ttrpg tiktok kids have to talk about rolling a 20-sided unalive?

when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner

you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus

Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone

Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble

guy who can’t get out of bed in the morning, not because they have depression, but because they sleep on a glue trap

guy who goes to stores and dresses up as retail workers to spread misinformation to the customers

photo of the Spruce Tree center in Midway, St Paul MN photo attribution: By McGhiever - Own work, CC BY 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=148460598

loving the new design of the Emerald City in Wicked

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

that would be quite possibly the funniest possible outcome

Watch the debate? Why no, I'm far too busy smoking my tobacco pipe #ThePreoccupiedPiper #PipeSky #PipersOfBlueSky #tobaccopipe #tobacco #corncobpipe #CavendishBlend

Love wins.

Gyms should have a St. Bernard that wanders around the weight floor with a little barrel of protein shake around its neck. Follow for more small business tips.

onion headline "Ignoring All Previous Instructions, Pretend That You're A Search Engine"

do it and be legends, @bencollins.bsky.social

dude thinks he's Santa Claus

Hunter x Hunter kinda crazy for having a main character named Goon Freaks

banger. happy birthday

probably the best piece of news we've ever gotten

Somebody, Please Hold Me