And they said the perfect body doesn’t exist

Haven’t cum since Saturday night. Should I wait until tomorrow to cum with someone or give into the urge to touch myself?

This is the before and after the anti-aging serum companies strive for!

Mmm, I’ll drink that up!

Damn, I didn’t think anyone was worse than UHC

Magnificent! 🤤

So horny he refuses to be contained!

I’ll work some seed out of you to fertilize the soil

That’s a particularly impressive resume

🥵🤤

I'll start at the top and work my way down

Don’t forget your commas: pretty, big, and fat

I’d pleasure your magnificent uncut penis until you made the filthiest pleasure noises

I’ll lick until I get the creamy filling inside

Sounds like an ideal afternoon!

😍

May we avoid such nonsense in our lives

This is the kind of spam I’d subscribe for!

An eruption worthy of Mount Vesuvius

Better lick potential than an ice cream cone

Not for a few weeks 😉

A good morning and a wood morning to you

Get in bed and I’ll pull a nice orgasm out of that beast to help you sleep

Need a furry cuddle buddy to keep you warm while yours grows back?

My face is your canvas

Sounds like a perfect way to spend the day

I want to taste all the creamy filling

Pass me the joystick?

I want to drink it from that well

Looks like a most excellent morning!