I’m not that goth, I don’t even like dark mode.

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

does everyone really stupid always think they’re extremely smart or is that just the american experience

“Only the dead have seen the end of war.”
George Santayana

I Love You More Than Anything, but I Would Rather Die Than Talk to You on the Phone There is no me without you. Would I remember your phone number if my contacts were suddenly deleted, with no backups? If I’m being completely hones...

Would I remember your phone number if my contacts were suddenly deleted, with no backups? If I’m being completely honest, not even the area code.

Can we normalize saying we love a book without remembering anything about it.

I was gaslit for years and didn't know it ama

If I was murdered tonight it’d be the first interesting thing that’s happened to me in the past 10+ years

I think more about the microwave than most people think about their families

Computer: your password has been compromised

Me: so has the presidency of the United States. im sure everything will be fine

please use alt text

please turn on the feature to require it so you don’t forget

please flex your writing skills and describe the picture. you don’t need to be Tolkien but you can do better than “my cat.” i believe in you

i feel like an abandoned
arcade in an empty mall

Overworking myself to an early grave because ew feelings nope

Just remember, no matter how vile and disgusting Trump is today, he'll be worse tomorrow.

[bursts into liquor store]
oh no I’m remembering things, please help

You can’t agree to meet halfway with a rabid dog

JD Vance could go to space and he would be booed by any life out there

If you want to rub something for good luck, don’t let that something be Gary from maintenance

In my defense, that kangaroo could’ve easily passed for a bunny [arguing with a failed captcha]

I code for a living, therefore my default setting is frustration

When a basset hound's jowls droop, it's adorable, breed appropriate and perfect, when mine do it's unnatural, unsettling and I'm melting.

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

"Do you want the newspaper to add 'and that's illegal and bad' to every article about Trump?"

Yeah man. I do want that.

sorry, the four-week experimental period of 2026 is over: if you didn't return it before you are now legally required to live through its remaining 48 weeks

the clocks are striking thirteen in america.
"why have a civilization anymore if we are no longer interested in being civilized?"

Working in tech: if anything just worked how it’s supposed to, I’d die of shock.

If the Unabomber was so smart why did he pick such a suspicious name

i think the reason i’ve never gotten a speeding ticket is that i’ve simply never had anywhere i want to be

kids, not to get too radical here but i don’t want my govt to murder me