Malcolm in the Middle was such a good show until like, the last 2 seasons where it just kind of screwed over all its characters in a way that felt bad even for a show as pessimistic and mean spirited as Malcolm in the Middle
Posts by Lizzy 🥀 LemonDrop
I tried pre-workout today for the first time and it is just now occurring to me 10 hours later that drinking that while also taking stimulant medication might be a ~bad idea~
:(
Letterkenny is lowkey the only commentary on millennial culture that I’ve ever found insightful or funny and it’s bc you can tell it was written by ppl who had anything approaching any actual exposure to it despite Jared Keeso and Jacob Teirney both being a Solid Gen X
USA women’s team truly better than me, I would have marched down that hall and knocked out the rest of Jack Hughes’ teeth myself
Crazy how women’s sports is a really important institution that needs to be protected at all costs when it comes to discriminating against trans ppl, but suddenly those same ppl think it’s funny to talk shit abt an Olympic Gold team for being women
I exist, I guess
Ppl kept saying it sounds like a Xmas song (I disagree, don’t hear it at all, but regardless) so I’m surprised she didn’t push it more in late November/Early December honestly
It exists 90% to follow through on the Graham Norton Show joke, and for that reason it’s probably more expensive to have made than it will being in traffic to the song. Probably why it was exclusive to Spotify and Apple Music for 2 days before it went to YouTube :/
I know Todd in the Shadows is making a One Hit Wonderland on All the Things She Said as we speak. I feel it in the air.
She’s only been doing 1-2 videos per album lately and it’s annoying, bc I genuinely love seeing her stretch her director muscles. She’s funny and makes good visuals, and supposedly wants to make a movie, I wish she’d make more videos
I knew Ruin the Friendship would get a shout out. Her witchcraft.
I’m a hockey bro now, I’m sorry
Embarrassed that I’ve stared at his face long enough but I think what makes Connor look SO different when he plays Ilya is very specifically like, 1) the way he quirks his eyebrows up and 2) the way he sets his jaw to do the accent, it changes how all the muscles in his face rest- it’s crazy
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
The wine guy at work recommended a French Sauv Blanc and it was so good I accidentally drank like 2/3rds of the bottle while I was cooking dinner, and omfg
Anyway. This is the only nice thing I’ll say abt the book in contrast to the show, so savor it.
And we assume if you aren’t actively repulsed by the opposite sex then you can’t possibly be GAY! How can I be GAY if the thought of sex with women doesn’t make you feel physically ill? Like, I really do appreciate the way HR depicts this with Shane
which is why a lot of queer ppl don’t realize they’re actually gay until they start having sex with same gender partners. They just figure they haven’t found the “right person” or that they just don’t like sex that much.
Like. Sexual stimulation is sexual stimulation no matter who it’s with. Your body can and often will still respond to erotic touch even if you aren’t attracted to the person in question. It’s just not like, fun or fulfilling in the way sex is supposed to be-
One of my favorite things abt the Heated Rivalry book is it understands that consensual sex w/ the gender you aren’t actually attracted to isn’t like- repulsive necessarily. I think most straight ppl don’t understand this bc they don’t have occasion to do it the way gay ppl do
Talk, cowards
Straight male film and TV critics should be so fucking embarrassed by how much they’re being bodied by the hockey bro podcasts discussing Heated Rivalry while most of them are sitting in uncomfortable silence
First person ever to be successfully seduced via rage baiting
In the Heated Rivalry universe, who makes an embarrassing cameo in Taylor Swift’s You Need to Calm Down music video?
Who’ll stand with us?
Don’t tell us everything is fine
Who’ll stand with us?
Because this treatment is a crime
The working people fuel the engine
While you yank the chain
We fight the wars and build buildings
For someone else’s gain
So tell me
Who will stand with us?
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Good video. Eldest Daughter should be higher, lol.
Love and light, Eldest Daughter should have been higher
I have so many feelings abt the Gay Hockey Show