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three competing arguments against suicide from scifi video games:

Death Stranding - what if people cared about you

Pragmata - what if you had a daughter

Marathon - what if you wanted other people to suffer more than you hated being alive

9 hours ago 397 79 4 7

Hector talking about Coqui frogs was actually a reference to Miranda That Ghost Just Isn't Holy Anymore

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i seem crazy now but when the final episode is a 32 minute long fight set to cassandra gemini then who will be laughing

10 hours ago 0 0 1 0

traveling is so boring frances the mute save me

1 day ago 8 1 0 0
an image of Daredevil jumping in the air while wearing blue suit and red cloth mask

an image of Daredevil jumping in the air while wearing blue suit and red cloth mask

the cover of Frances the Mute by The Mars Volta, in which the protagonist is depicted in a blue suit with a red cloth mask

the cover of Frances the Mute by The Mars Volta, in which the protagonist is depicted in a blue suit with a red cloth mask

daredevil knows peak???

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Booster separation confirmed

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don't you hate them. all of those humans who got to be human for free

1 week ago 270 68 11 0

congratulations to the astronauts who get credit for a moon mission using rocket development work by trans women who had to quit their job and flee the state of florida and can’t celebrate this win with their coworkers

1 week ago 7471 1555 19 33

Can i be one pleeeasse

1 week ago 1 0 0 0
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getting hit by the hypnocucklateral goes kinda crazy ngl

2 weeks ago 5 1 0 0
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Oh yeah I think she wrote Wearhiund

2 weeks ago 139 27 2 0

tycho's terminals are kind of like getting talked at in a bar where the music is too loud and you're not into the guy but he's big and not taking the hint. durandal's terminals are like having a chat with a psychotic trans girl that youve known for three years and really can't imagine living without

2 weeks ago 38 10 0 0

Artist show you long hair art

2 weeks ago 15 3 0 0
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God no mechsplo work does it like Hekate's Call. Wet Mechs. Morian. Trauma. Morian. Cool mech combat. Morian.

It even has famed necromancer general Morian Kyrnn, my favorite failgirl <3

3 weeks ago 30 7 1 0

blueberry jam 😊

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guh meter : 2000000%

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pigface is a cool ass game i think someone should let me do that

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late to the "posts that haunt me" party, but here's a recent favorite

2 weeks ago 541 95 4 1
me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea
the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.
me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day
the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment
me: oh so you get it

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper. me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment me: oh so you get it

urianger

2 weeks ago 2310 762 3 1

regular mental breakdowns are an effective tactic at pushing others away

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

i love lying down and closing my eyes then hearing what sounds like walkie talkie filtered dialog in my head. the military is streaming their communications into my head clearly.

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

and like its just true. the worst part is when i get the attention i wouldnt even know what to do with it because i have zero social skills

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0
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i genuinely dont know what im supposed to do when my entire life has trained me that nobody is gonna pay attention to me unless im subtly threatening suicide

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

im just so annoyed because im absolutely obsessed with this game on every level but gameplay. the gameplay makes me want to put a 50 cal in my mouth.

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0
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Recon & Thief (1/1)

#marathonthegame

3 weeks ago 318 69 5 4

im so sick of like artificially throttled progression it sucks so much shit. i remember when you could get on a game and just be on equal footing with other players without having to level up a billion times

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

modern genres should fucking die i think first person shooters should have stopped at pve campaigns and pvp arena shooters

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marathon 2026 be like what if we took away durandal and instead made you complete a million rounds in exchange for two points of xp

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