Tis the season #fdt

South Park

Damn His Golden Oval Office While People Can't Afford Groceries Because of his tariffs.

Thou shalt not turn the Oval Office into a tacky shithole.

MIC DROP MOMENT: Rick Scott got violated in a Starbucks when a woman told him:

“You’re an embarrassment to our State.”

She dragged him for ripping away healthcare and bending the knee to authoritarianism. He froze. Republicans should NEVER feel comfortable in public.

Seriously what crack is this man smoking and why are other crackhead trolls believing him?

Need a break from the orange turd bullshit? Join us Sunday May 4th 🌟 #burlesque #starwarsday #clearwaterFLburlesque

I love NPR, but the interview they just played with Trisha McLaughlin was so difficult to listen to. Not only did she not answer a damn thing, but she basically stood up for ICE agents doing their job incorrectly.
I hate this timeline. It's fucked.

Tattoo distraction.

Well we're gonna party while we can until they take that right away. #burlesque #tampabayburlesque #starwars #maythe4th

Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act.

Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes?
Staffer: a DL and birth certificate.
Me: The documents don’t match
Staffer: Then a marriage certificate.
Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too?
Staffer: No
Me: See the problem?

So now the giant orange turd wants to rewrite history AGAIN via The Smithsonian museum? #racistpotus

She is also not impressed by your terrible flyer design.

It's critical for everyone to remember what an Executive Order is. It is the President communicating orders to members of the executive branch. Policies to pursue, actions to take, etc. They are not laws. They are not close to being laws. They are formalized memos to employees. That's all.

When in doubt, blame a staffer for your fuck up. 😂 #nationalsecuritytexts #thisadministrationisidiotic

Things I would not mind right now. #godzilla #eatfloriduhfirst

I love you dearly! This is the best thing I've seen all day 😂😂😂

Fingers crossed that all the stars align and I'm able to get back into the performance arts position that I adored years ago and can GTFO of this dump worthy serving job I cannot stand.
That's all. Just good vibes and I need time to protest and fight for rights ✨

I should get a gold star for not being an 'insufferable feminist cunt' today. Instead I was nice and polite and educational to some cis wyt dude about International Women's Day in public, in FLORIDUH and after he complained about women/protesters in the street. He changed his attitude though, 5 ⭐'s

That's one of my favorite NY beers, Scream Ale! 😹

Well said!

I need positive news.
I work with idiots.
Clientele is MAGAts.
Granted I'm in Floriduh but anyone have a bone they can throw to my tiny little blue circle?

Pass it on.
#StandWithUkraine

What I gotta figure out is if I can change mine in time, it's like $400 to go back to maiden name when I can just get married and change to another name. But then changing my passport and EVERYTHING in time I'm not sure it'll happen and then I'm stuck.

Cronch.
That's all.
Too mad about this bullshit proposed SAVE act.
I'd like to sic Pepper and his teeth on whomever came up with that hot garbage idea.

It’s #Caturday…

Maybe on my last day when 0 fucks are given!