there are 1,100 words in this article and zero of them are "bus"

[tapping on the glass of my brain] c'mon executives.... function........

a digital illustration of two gauntlets/hands, a dark one with golden details and white/lighter one, both inspired by renaissance 15th/16th century armor. their fingers are slightly reaching out for each other. both hands are wrapped in a red ribbon that says 'No Love, however brief, is wasted.' In between there are white periwinkles as a symbol for fond memories

| No Love Is Wasted | ⚔️💮
#originalart

The cover of ORION, a DC Comics graphic novel. Orion, the new god hero, walks toward the viewer while taking off his helmet.

Beyond thrilled to announce ORION, my second graphic novel with @dc.com!☀️I LOVE bringing Jack Kirby's work to new audiences!

Do *you* think Orion is a loose cannon? A monster?...A villain? Or do you think he's a hero? Tell me why! #graphicnovel #newgods #dccomics

A cosplay of essek thelyss from critical role striding toward the camera.

‘Are you following?’
.
📸 lightriftphoto
✨ Essek belongs to Matthew Mercer for @criticalrole.bsky.social
#criticalrole #criticalrolecosplay

A four panel comic strip. In the 1st panel, an octopus is seen within the frame, with a textbox explaining "an octopus can fit through any hole larger than its beak." In the second panel, the text continues, "this means an octopus as large as 600 lbs can potentially fit through a hole the size of a quarter." As this unseen narrator says this, the octopus slips out of a small opening in the frame of the comic going between panels. In the third panel, the octopus is completely absent, the narrator says "oh no." Finally we see the octopus having fully broken out of the comic panels, scooting its way out of the comic, holding a cellphone and saying "hey- tell the boys Vinny The Thumbs is out of hoosegow. I know a couple of 'em won't be too thrilled but it's more fun if they have a head start."

Octopus Facts

screenshot that reads "Order from Bookshop.org" and in larger text "Order placed"

[wakes up after scrolling half asleep last night]
my emails:

people don't see artists (musicians, writers, crafters, etc) as laborers and that's the entire problem right there

people are inclined to see creativity as a hobby or downtime activity, you can't make it actual real work, what rights do you possibly want when you're being a slacker with no ambition

Is there like a gundam flowchart of which one I should watch/read first?

sword time :) #bbcmerlin

Double cheeseburger I'd hit it

Max is really going with 'Hits Different' as their new slogan? Get the fuck out of here.

Remember when McDonald's tried to use modern slang and they invented the guy who fucks a cheeseburger

I think we need to bring back the sea shanty craze but this time for union songs. I want 500 TikTok covers of Process Man

illustrations for my silly little gay story
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/60519199

It's Thursday and I now have a back log of Level 10 Jester😂

Finally have a pic with my Fortunes Favor scroll I bought from Critical Role like 5 years ago lol

Cosplay made by me!
Photo by @mint.chocolate.studios

#criticalrole #jesterlavorre #criticalrolecosplay #mightynein

Star Trek ds9, when rom reads Marx after talking to O’Brien

Happy May Day

mr. spock💫

For anyone aware of the tragedy at Vancouver Lapu Lapu festival, here's a thread of GoFundMe's available to help support the many victims. (copy pasted from my friend 'J' in the Vancouver Filipino community)

🧵

🖤🥀 “I was born. I was raised. I was teased. I was underestimated. I’m here because anything is possible for you.”

Your honor, I love her so much.

Matron of Ravens created by @matthewmercer.bsky.social on @criticalrole.bsky.social
Cosplay, photo, and edit by me
#criticalrolecosplay

sometimes i confuse the acronyms LLM and LLC so the Discourse the past couple days has been Very confusing for me

i have bad taste, is the thing

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Never meet your heroes

digital drawing of Essek and Verin Thelyss from Critical Role as children. they look to be around eight or ten years old and are dressed in lightweight summer clothing with geometric cuts and accessories that children of noble drow upbringing might wear. they both have pointy ears and curly hair; Verin's is very long and braided into twin plaits, while Essek's is relatively short and sits like a cloud atop his head, with more closely shorn sides. Verin is giving Essek a piggyback ride, his hands hooked under Essek's legs, with Essek's arms wrapped around Verin's shoulders. Essek is missing a shoe on his right foot, and the ankle is swollen and bruised; his right knee, visible from under the torn hole in his pants, is badly scraped. they're both glaring in the same direction off screen, Essek with his shoulders raised and barely hidden tears in his eyes, and Verin with a frowning and serious expression, ready to protect his big brother.

currently experiencing 'little Verin carries little Essek home after Essek hurts his ankle' brainworms

#CriticalRole #CriticalRoleFanArt

My variant cover for ABSOLUTE FLASH #5⚡️❤️

Written by @jefflemire171.bsky.social
Art by @alkcomics.bsky.social
And main cover by @artofnickrobles.bsky.social

Digital drawing of the mighty nein from critical role campaign 2 lined up together on a shooting star. From left to right is Essek and Caleb, yasha and beau, veth, caduceus,fjord,jester,and Molly. The background is white.

#criticalrole

An orange and white cat looking up, with the camera pointed down his little pink nose. The angle and pose makes his adorable face look really silly, especially since you can see his little fangs and his white whiskers are poking out everywhere

Have you seen this cat?

Now you have

i need people to understand "death of the author" means the author can't dictate what you take away from the text, not that you're not complicit in what they do with the profit they make from you buying it in the first place

A grayscale sketch card of an older Kima

A grayscale sketch card of an older Allura

A grayscale sketch card of an older Gilmore

A grayscale sketch card of Link in Ancient Clothes

Big sketch card store drop b/c I took last week off ahah.

Get 'em while they're hot!

ko-fi.com/triaelf9/shop

#art #shop #CriticalRole #TotK

Monochrome sketch of Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist drawn from the waist up. He is posing confidently with his arms crossed, smiling at the viewer. His speech balloon says "trans rights"

Ed says trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️!!

#fma