big.... big pig?

left leg is vibrating like its getting a call

reflecting on my life choices, I realise I should've asked for lettuce and tomato on my quarter pounders.

you bees gotta be strong

if i ever get a chance to travel back in time, fuck the 1950s I wanna go back waaay back and meet the Silurians

it’s too late to make any improvements now

or they haven't organised their thoughts into anything cohesive and just want to regurgitate a stream of consciousness

Bambi/Lion King live action crossover, weren't they both in Africa #helpDisney #Sora #dead #Disneyneedsideas

meant to put a comma in there, I did

what will Disney do now? Guess they'll have to make live-action Bambi fucking Lion King 6

Study finds phone use on the toilet may cause painful medical condition Scrolling on your phone while sitting on the toilet might be doing more harm than you think. A new study found that people who use smartphones during bathroom visits had a 46% higher risk of hemorrhoi...

inb4 'but I never use my phone on the toilet and.. this is BS' www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

#NotPlaying Paul Young - El Cóndor Pasa

but is there enough to fuel my late 80s model 16 cylinder 7 series? I can get from one petrol station to another on a single tank /s

cockatoos are the assholes of the bird world

Bossa for the Devil YouTube video by Dr. Rubberfunk - Topic

#TBT www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Ra...

Tinder profile
or Facebook marketplace
listing?
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"Box damaged but
doesn't affect the game"

There's a known issue with Facebook at whereby if you click a photo, it gives you a 'send messages' option. Facebook are investigating it apparently.

Don't hold your breath tho, Ibeen waiting 15 years for them to find out why my posts get no likes

Mr Rufus! He was deaf as they come but he still tried to bark

very well done, I've known and worked with people like his partners

The Removed DOGE Deposition Videos Have Already Been Backed Up Across the Internet On Friday, a judge ordered those who uploaded the videos to YouTube to remove them. By Saturday, a backup of the videos was available online as a torrent and on the Internet Archive.

www.404media.co/the-removed-...

is this when he realises he loses all his important?

turn on 702 AM radio and there's a call-in quiz. Who calls a quiz at midnight, I wonder. Legit, the next caller was Jimmy Barnes

world war II was horrible but it brought us a treatment for leukaemia (chemo). HIV is a horrible virus but it brought us... a treatment for leukaemia (CAR T-cell).

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I know I'm late but there was a missing baby on ER and I was helping them find it

surveys but especially those that switch the order of satisfied/dissatisfied halfway can fuck off. I'm only doing it because you asked me ONCE to rate from 1-10 in an email then it EXPLODED into an examination that I'm trying to click through as quickly as possible.

lol hey.. it's listed as a side effect of my medication under the black-box warning