Are you sure that I'm NOT sure about it?

It's like some people don't even wanna hang out anymore!

Get in. The summoning circle.

:3.

Don't be silly! Just get in the summoning circle.

I knew you'd get what I was saying!

Four-and-a-half hours, and only then 'cause he finds the slip of paper he wrote it on.

Whoaaah. This is the best compliment you could've given me, BRUNO! I'll have to think about what I can say in return.

Not everything can possibly be MY fault!

Ten Ultra Balls, and I'll spill how long he takes to remember his password.

And if they were rude to me, I'd give them advice that'll only lead to greater misfortune. That's what you get for saying I looked better when I wore boring old suits!

If I hadn't sworn a vow not to misuse my psychic powers, I'd start charging people to read their futures and make a killing.

Awh, you're my favorite work-friend too!

Done. MORTY can join us, if you feel like dragging him out here.

. . .

Speaking of whichhhh. I should probably reply to that email about renewing my contract from five weeks ago.

Only if you ACTUALLY do the work you're meant to. ✨

If you do decide to hold it over his head, definitely go out of your way to mention it WASN'T me who told him. That'll dissuade his doubt.

You're a capable trainer, MORTY! But it takes a master of conflict avoidance to turn a role this prestigious into something cushy.

One of us is on-site working hard today, and the other one's literally in Alola! And it's not me, though I wish.

Not in the slightest!

I hope you weren't having a gathering without me!

Only twenty-three weeks until you crash your getaway car!

Though that could be because of that time he locked himself out of his office, and EXEGGUTOR retrieved his keys for him.

Oh, maybe you should stage an emergency too!

Not gonna pretend it's a cakewalk, cuz it's not, but you'd be surprised how much LANCE lets you get away if you ask nicely!

Whoa, really? I had no idea! It's a good thing we have SIGILYPH Saturdays, so knowledge like this can be shared with the world!

/ Threw some writing onto AO3 without realizing how bad the spam situation's gotten. Now I'm feeling kinda weird about it? I don't have fandom friends in that area either, so if the only attention it attracts is from bots then I might just take it down.

What, am I not allowed to give compliments now?!

Dude. You're weirder than ME.

Rats. My power wanes on Seductive Sunday.

You can just say you want to spend more time with me, BRUNO! Keeping me caged is *completely* inessential.

Go catch a cold under a waterfall, buddy. I'll keep sipping my crazy straw right here.

Can't fall down when XATU's psychic field is keeping me upright! Who needs tai chi?

… I should put a bell on WILL so I know when he's up to something.

Heart of gold, this guy!