Whyyyy does getting ADHD meds filled always involve answering the pharmacy and insurance company’s riddles three? Guess I will be rawdogging today.

I am FURIOUS that this is the first time I’ve ever seen anyone call it the Farg.

Temper tantrum ass penguins.

Our youth!

Don’t forget when he threatened to walk off the Walt Whitman!

a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt . ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .

Is another Phillies pitcher TIPPING PITCHES??

As a girlie who hasn’t watched a full flyers game in years but is now sick to her stomach, the following parts of hockey are silly AF:
1. Trying to make the other team angry so they do something dumb and then have to go to the time out box
2. The goal is so small, the goalie is so big.
3. Zamboni.

so are we going with “the curse of harry the k’s” or “the curse of taryn hatcher”

Hockey overwhelms me, but I must root for my country of Philadelphia.

We were at the bar at the playhouse! I kept telling myself that it’s a nonprofit and that’s why the wine cost so much (it was a good large pour so honestly, no complaints)

three women are sitting in a car with one saying get in loser we 're going shopping ALT: three women are sitting in a car with one saying get in loser we 're going shopping

GET IN THE CAR ED!

Come to my window by Melissa Etheridge woke up some bisexual core memory I didn’t know i had. This song was EVERYTHING.

That is FAIR!

I don’t blame him though. They keep doing this to him!!

Also bought a second drink bc this slaps.

Also we’re having a mini vacation in New Hope today and the guitarist in this bar is PERSONALLY ATTACKING ME with her song choices at 7 PM on a Friday. Demi lovato, Miley’s see you again? I’ve been shot.

I can’t believe they fired Taryn for Lego head to be in the dugout.

THEY FIRED TARYN FOR *THIS*?!

Hanging a photo of Taijuan Walker in my office to remind myself that if he can make it though, so can I.

The devils lineup

He is a stronger mental soldier than me. I would’ve had a breakdown.

Putting Taijuan walker out there week after week waiting for wheeler to come back feels just mean that this point.

A screen grab of “draft with copilot” with the prompt in it “what do you want this email to say?”

This will be my 13th reason why.

Getting your period in the waiting room at the ER vet feels like a hate crime.

Bea hurt her leg last night and concerned Jerry’s amorous ways may have had something to do with it we’ve had her inside with her iPad and snacks. Her leg’s doing much better so I brought her outside and now she’s acting like a cautionary tale for women.

To be clear, I then noticed AFRICA. Im not that dumb (i hope).

Did actually zoom in to see if it was mar a lago 😭🤣

Spending the day waiting to see if America blows up a country while sitting through AI trainings is so BLEAK.

Doing AI training at work and feeling like I’m supposed to stop reading and writing without having the computer do it first?

I blame @thegoldenratio4.bsky.social for the sheer amount of money I just dropped on a certain resort in the Floridia Keys. Vacation planned.