just angry coke boys
living like it is '08
but 40 year olds

#senryu

on uber eats you can rate the restaurant or the driver

you can't rate the platform that left your fresh and perfect meal on the counter for 10 minutes before your driver rushed it to your door with courtesy

A sketch of a house on a yellow canvas. The sky is painted blue.

accidental Ukraine flag

Slava Ukraini!

An oval pyrex dish in a form fitting wicker basket

all that bullshit your parents had turns out to be super useful but since you didn't have a house when you were 30 when they downsized they threw all the bullshit away and now I realize the full impact re: generational wealth

must be a new batch of drugs in #ldnont

strange happenings

incuriousity makes me sad

looks like the 'rules-based world order' is back on the menu

the rule: America and allies can airstrike countries full of brown people with impunity

I guess Iran isn't a middle power

Call 1-855-844-2242, they'll see if they can supply it

next time you hear about a cop being injured, remember that in Canada "biological contamination is the most frequently cited officer injury related to police intervention."

spitting

if your recipe doesn't remind me to remove the bay leaf I dont trust you

if nothing else we know there will always be a potato setting

A microwave panel that has a "Bever." option

New microwave doesn't see or acknowledge age

so quaint and reasonable and carbon neutral

convincing billionaires to build floating datacenters on the ocean so the orcas can help

East Coast Elites don't exist. They're a figment of your imagination.

East of 76°

this is not a human. wax sculpture at best

wishing they were butting their head against your leg, under the table

took the plunge, bought the leathers. been thinking about leatherworking for a few years. the timing felt right

we're too poor to pay $16 for a sandwich and we care about health. sorry?

if you dropped the ball this weekend, you can do the chocolate and flowers and restaurant reservations for half the price next week. it might even seem special and thoughtful

thinking about a world before plastic

wood and metal and stone and leather and fibers

has shapiro announced his run for prez yet? he's not being subtle

my fellow canadians, especially the queers: be prepared to stand by and behind your trans friends. the rhetoric is going to be terrible

can we just start calling him 'the Andrew formally known as Prince'?

trying to be friendly so I say "good thanks,you?" when the cashier at the convenience store says "hey buddy" instead of his usual "hey, how's it going?"

the perennial "is this a good replacement for twitter / can it become as big as twitter" discussion is so confused. hominids became bipedal about 7 million years ago. for most of the time since we did not have microblogging. it's not a necessity it's a habit, if it all goes away that's fine

did weird al yankovic ever do a parody of 'valerie' by amy winehouse called 'calories' or do I just have a great idea?

i'm not mad. please don't write it in the newspaper that i'm mad