the skinniest person you know is larping as a fat chud online

we need to be friends hands down period on everything 🩸🩸

the many faces of dihh

the timeline of my life can be measured by how into true blood i was at any given moment

legitimately did not watch even one movie in march…i felt ugly, i felt worthless, i felt gay

i feel like javier bardem and patrick wilson’s roles definitely should’ve been flipped in the new cape fear like i feel like patrick would’ve ate tf out of the cady role idk

depressed woman at rave

life really is the depressed guy in egypt

like if you’ve never had these discussions outside the internet that just shows me you just want to post an instagram graphic and go

my favorite thing is when allegedly woke people mispronounce a word that shows me they’ve never had this conversation in real life

whenever anyone is like “oh well you can just do your masters online!” im like why would i ever want to do that

doja cat bpd…fork found in kitchen

i will never be grown enough to wear a pair of HOKAS

if you form a single file line at a bar you are intellectually molested

she was the fakest…and he was the gayest

i do think there are valid criticisms of wuthering heights (2026) but everybody suddenly acting as if they’ve ever read wuthering heights, and beyond that cared enough about it to have such a negative reaction to the movie, is really funny

she was the fakest…and he was the gayest

scream was literally one of my fav series and they shit the bed so bad like fml…whatever that’s why they movie coming out in dumpuary 🙄

#SINNERSSWEEP 🔜

victim complex final boss: tweens in a mosh pit who are mad that there are people who are bigger, taller, and heavier than them also in the pit

IF THERES ACTUALLY A HELLRAISER HOUSE AT HHN THIS YEAR I MAY PASS OUT

one thing about me is im gonna read the hhn wiki and start getting mad about past attractions i’ll never experience!

my flop ass not being alive between 1992 and 1993 to go to the people under the stairs attraction at hollywood horror nights 🙄

sometimes i be getting pissed off that i watch too many good movies or just don’t have an opinion on them so i don’t rate cuz my letterbox graph be making me look like the easiest person to please

crying while being sick gotta be one of the top worst experiences of all time like just a net loss all around

thinking the bartender loves you is the same thing as thinking the stripper loves you

im older than the man from geese…excuse me the BOY from geese…

im not even kidding it should be mandatory to work a front facing underpaid RESTAURANT job because i genuinely think most of the population don’t view the people literally preparing and serving their food as humans

november is such a nothingburger month like bro

that felix cypher person is only 24 bro i thoufht they were 35 at least 😭