i will take any amount of U2 discography if you just get rid of liquid glass

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Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

Finally reading the NYer profile of Sam Altman, and I am sorry, but the news that he met his husband in Peter Thiel’s hot tub makes me want to crawl out of my skin

No doubt no doubt but meej is an exceptional fount of Great Takes On Celeborn

Hey meej! What is Celeborn’s name in Quenya?

Also @nedraggett.bsky.social should have you on the pod to talk about CELEGORM

If your retirement plan depends on selling your house to a younger person who somehow has access to $1.4M, I am so excited for you to meet my good mate Reality

🥲

CELEGORM screaming

Extremely good word

Record profits are unpaid wages and unpaid taxes.

Thank you for this explanation and I am sorry you were cheated of the true taco experience 😔

I don’t fully understand this but you are so correct about street tacos

i think the universe owes us this much

Fail whale we an animated 8-bit graphic

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr

1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

NOT NOW, XANAX RECALL

Legit just told my bestie that I will sometimes see a post and think a thought about it and then share it in the group chat and then forget about it

lars ulrich temporarily possessed my body and wrote that tweet i’m fine now st anger is dogshit

look on a day like today it just kinda hits?? i have no excuse, my wives are leaving me over this take

look i know i've spent 23 years shitting on st. anger but what if i... like it actually...

HIS WIFE IS- EXCUSE ME??? looksmaxxers really fundamentally do not understand female attraction

To quote my bestie "no but why does he look like a mob boss' dopey runner who's also his wife's cousin"

No but what is this man spending all our money on??? Because it isn’t keeping the Ticketmaster servers from crashing during a presale and it SURE isn’t hair transplants in Turkey???

SO REAL

TRULY

THAT'S THE CEO OF LIVENATION???????????????????????????????? HE LOOKS LIKE THAT?? i'm sorry i'm having a moment this creep at a rock concert ass looking guy is the one who's been screwing us all over?????

my face when I saw jamie dornan as strider tho 😒

i wonder if he overdosed on the crystal meth he's using to get hollow cheeks/replace his adderall or something else