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Posts by NowhereChrissy

This is happening I promise! I fixed the streaming issue. 😄

1 week ago 4 0 0 0

The Joe Rogan rehabilitation interview is gonna be *lit* though. We’re gonna need a whole tube of spermicide and a Costco order of wet wipes for that one. :(

1 week ago 760 60 37 3

“Oh but Republicans would…”

Lemme stop you right there. I know that Republicans are okay voting for men accused of sexual assault. Republicans are also okay with voting for racists, child rapists, genocidal maniacs, and whatever the fuck pathology is a “Ted Cruz.”

So miss me with that argument.

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Space stuff is cool.

We should do somewhat less war stuff and somewhat more space stuff.

Artemis II is $4bn per launch, roughly the cost of 2-4 days of War in Iran.

What if we did not do War in Iran, but instead did cool space stuff?

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Earthset captured through the Orion spacecraft window on April 6, 2026, during the Artemis II crew's flyby of the Moon. [Handout/NASA/Getty Images via AFP]

Earthset captured through the Orion spacecraft window on April 6, 2026, during the Artemis II crew's flyby of the Moon. [Handout/NASA/Getty Images via AFP]

The Orion spacecraft, crescent moon and a crescent Earth on April 6, 2026. [Handout/NASA via AFP]

The Orion spacecraft, crescent moon and a crescent Earth on April 6, 2026. [Handout/NASA via AFP]

Earth sets over the moon's curved limb in this photo captured by the Artemis II crew during their journey around the far side of the moon. [Handout/NASA/Getty Images via AFP]

Earth sets over the moon's curved limb in this photo captured by the Artemis II crew during their journey around the far side of the moon. [Handout/NASA/Getty Images via AFP]

The Artemis II astronauts wrapped up their lunar flyby as they continue their journey back to Earth. [Handout/NASA via AFP]

The Artemis II astronauts wrapped up their lunar flyby as they continue their journey back to Earth. [Handout/NASA via AFP]

New NASA 'Earthset' photo from Artemis II echoes Apollo 8's iconic 'Earthrise' in historic lunar flyby https://aje.news/xeitb1

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Technical issues with YouTube have put a delay on our live stream event. They are not allowing us to stream until much later today.
Live stream will have to be next week.

3 weeks ago 0 1 0 0

YouTube is not letting the live stream happen for some reason. It’s saying we have to wait 2 more hours before they will allow it.

BOOO!

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Also, I absolutely caught the two gorgeous Latino men dancing together next to the pickup truck cab.
Representation of both Hispanic and the LGBTQ communities is a win forever.

I love that the entire show was a fuck you we will win to MAGA

2 months ago 5 0 0 0

Bad Bunny, Cardi B, Gaga, and now Ricky Martin.

Fucking epic! I am completely in love with this show.

2 months ago 4 0 1 0
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Agreed. We bought it too. The donut shop stuff we get at Costco is better.

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

All I really want out of politics is a Democratic Party with the same energy as Stevie Nicks singing Silver Springs live in 1997 obliterating Lindsey Buckingham's soul.

4 months ago 253 46 9 6

You always count Moose. 😄

4 months ago 4 0 0 0

But WHY is the turkey grey!?? 😩😩

4 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Correction: 4 pieces hang in my home

5 months ago 2 0 0 0

I purchased that exact piece for my sister and I own three other pieces by that same artist in my own house. I love Myka Jellina art!

5 months ago 2 0 1 0

I am really looking forward to recording with @satyr69.bsky.social this weekend because OH BOY do I have a doozy of an embarrassing story to tell.

When I embarrass myself, I do not do it half measure. I really go all out full ridiculous in making myself look silly. I guess I can be proud of that?

5 months ago 2 0 1 0
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This is why you can't succumb to nihilism. I know it's SO fucking hard, but that's what the fash want: for us to give up. Fuck them, it's not over

5 months ago 1365 403 5 7

No recording of Nowhere News today. There were technical issues we were unable to overcome.

Next weekend I am out of internet range hiking Mt Lassen so no record then either.
Re-release of Nicole’s Deconversion episode will be our filler until I return.

Sorry for the Halloween story delay!

5 months ago 2 0 1 0

Our Halloween was down and stored away by 1:00 pm today. Lawns will be mowed and yard prepped for Xmas setup on Thanksgiving weekend.
We are all “hung over” from lack of sleep. Have a lovely Sunday!

5 months ago 4 0 1 0

I hate that I turned into one of those “Actually” people. I’ve been away from social media too long and I’m reverting to incel. 🫠

5 months ago 2 0 1 0

Actually, I am reserving certain things to only talk with you. The GFN episode will be more TJ and Nik as people haven’t heard from them in a while.

5 months ago 3 0 2 0

This weekend is a double record weekend. Saturday we are recording a GFN episode with the girls and Sunday is coffee with @satyr69.bsky.social for Nowhere News!

5 months ago 6 0 1 1

Oh good! I was worried they would be annoying.

5 months ago 1 0 1 0

A bit of a BlueSky Hail Mary - but if you live in NYC and looking to adopt or can donate, please help.

I've spent over 3k to keep this backyard family alive and healthy. Everything you would need to know: www.amandaschultz.com/adopt

Anyone that could repost I'd be grateful.

6 months ago 115 137 5 3
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Mic drop.

7 months ago 2734 838 20 18
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Yep. My sister had to drive two hours to my county to get the flu vaccine for her daughter. Her county is RED (in CA) and the CVS there refused to give it to anyone under 65. Our local CVS was no problem.

7 months ago 2 0 1 0
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Helping Paws

Helpingpaws.org is the organization where the Hortman family volunteered their time training Gilbert until he made the career choice to be part of their family. It helped my heart to make a donation to them in Gilbert's honor. ❤️

9 months ago 82 17 1 0

Excellent. Someone tried to buy a house using my SSN once. Bad choice as my credit was WRECKED during that time of my life 🤣

My stuff is “on the dark web” all the time. I lock everything down with an authenticator app and it has been relatively fine.

9 months ago 1 0 1 0

Mine was stolen decades ago. Our info hasn’t been private in ages. Get into the habit of having your credit report sent to you once a year (it’s free) and go over it to make sure nothing is opened that isn’t yours. Other than that there’s not much you can do.

9 months ago 1 0 1 0

Remember when we had that other building in DC along with the White House? It was full of politicians? Con-something? Anyway.

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