I won't let the money change me.

Pizza is the greatest food in the world.

All. All pizza is my favourite pizza.
The expensive but nice pizza on holiday.
The dirty meat-under-the-cheese pizza after a night out.
The $1 slice.
The supermarket pizza you chuck some of our own toppings onto.
The homemade one your mate has just done for you in their new outdoor oven thing.

I wish I had stuck a tad more on this at the start of the season

Not knowing what the worst people in the world were thinking every fucking day

"HIT JOHNNY STORM!"

The clips of Graham Taylor watching Netherlands v England in the Impossible Job documentary

www.maptap.gg April 21
98🔥 98🎯 88🎉 82🌟 86🎓
Final score: 876

Tricky

Nobody

Absolutely nobody

Roadrunner:

That's great

I mean, look at the FUCKIN STATE. Rightly bully someone into hiding if you see them in these.

www.maptap.gg April 20
94🏅 96🔥 93🏆 95🏅 83😁
Final score: 910

Medal hanging up on the wall behind it, "oh THIS?"

That robot who ran that marathon is now in a work meeting thinking how they can mentions it in the any other business.

That's normally my approach! Same with India if I haven't got a clue.

That got me too

This pillock will have his own series on ITV2 by the end of the year

They wouldn't be accused of being bottlers if they stopped fucking bottling things.

I quite like him when he's just, you know, commentating. But when he goes off on one after a goal he sounds like a mad horse. What was that shit about Cherki being the naughty school kid the teacher can't help but like? Fucking weirdo.

Done-a-blunder more like, eh? Hello?

Well that's just very very funny isn't it?

Me, every time Peter Drury talks

Trump reading that televised Bible verse:

www.maptap.gg April 19
98🎯 99🎯 89👑 98🎯 80✨
Final score: 909

Dammit

That wasn't written by Prince, don't be silly.

I can't wait for you to reveal who. I haven't a clue. I'll guess... Dennis Waterman, written by.... Dunno, Prince. He wrote loads of stuff.

I've been away from Sheffield for a year or so but I'm so pleased to be back for good.